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"You're a lot easier to live with once your antlers fall off."
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"One side looks shorter than the other, don't you think?"
"So I like rutting. So sue me."
"Welcome abroad, Andrews. Now just see personnel on twelve, and antlers on fifteen."
"Well, I didn't have any more wall space, and I was also tired of being bald."
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"And don't think you're just going to flare your nostrils out of this one!"
"And where did you put the rest of the moose?"
The old man and the forest
Moose with Hunter Trophies.
"The antlers get their attention but It's the great teeth that clinch the deal."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, deer, antlers, teeth, good teeth, attention, attracting a mate, attracting a partner, attraction, relationship, relationships, dating, mating season, looking for love, personal appearance, beauty, attractive, good-looking, handsome, good looks, biology, science
"This guy bothering you pretty lady?"
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'That's it Rudolph... a little to your left and we got it!'
Stag in a lodge with man's head trophies on the wall.
"My husband has a huge set of antlers and I have a pretty good idea where he's hanging out."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, moose, deer, sport, sports, hobby, hobbies, hunter, hunters, hunting, game hunter, game hunters, game hunting, trophy, trophies, antler, antlers, head, heads, taxidermy, taxidermied, hiding, hanging, hanging out, missing, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands
'in the computer model the only side effect was a dry mouth.'
"Hang in there, Blitzen! It's just until I get the dish fixed!"
Tags:christmas, christmastime, holidays, noel, santa, santa clause, north pole, reindeer, santa's reindeer, tv dish, tv, tv reception, reindeers, santa's reindeers, television, antler, antlers, satellite, satellite dish, connection, service, saint nicholas, telecommunications, blitzen, assurances, assurance
'I've got a part-time job.'
"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"
"Whenever I have a big decision to make, I ask myself, 'What would Dad do?'"
Tags:father, fathers, parent, parents, family business, family businesses, moose, trophy hunter, trophy hunters, memorial, memorials, in memorium, decision, decisions, decisionmaking, ceo, ceos, executive, executives, antler, antlers, family resemblance, family resemblances, antler, antlers, wall mount, wall mounts, moose head, moose heads
A baroque elk.
"I decided to get highlights."
"I don't question it. These things grow out of my skull and I'm in love again."
'It's a great idea, but is it allowed?'
'Seriously, how close did the bullet really come to you?'