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Pre-man - Man - Post-man.
'I didn't actually catch anything, but I do feel I gained some valuable experience.'
'Remember that starting with the end in mind limits any room for creativity and emegence.'
'The dawn of woman' - Ape-women dance around giant bar of chocolate.
'You forgot to put it in park.'
"Don't forget to put it on the 'grainy' setting!"
"OK, now you've gone back too far."
"Me Tarzan. You CGI."
'You've reached neanderthal industries, inc. Do you wish to speak to the hunting or gathering division?'
Charles Darwin Book Signing.
'Honey! I'm cave!' (a caveman arrives home)
'You discovered fire all by yourself? What will you think of next?' (Caveman thinking of a wheel)
Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.
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Caveman watches Fire on the discovery channel'.
'Why Dug! I haven't seen you in years! You haven't evolved a bit!'
'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'
'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'
"Hello, I'm Dugg and I'll be tenderizing your steak...too bad you've already eaten it."
The world's first prophet was sadly wrong.
"And you'll be a man my son!"
Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!
'Sorry, Gowp, but I'm rteplacing you as Head of Advertising.'
'Can you tell I lost five pounds'
'He'll pay for this! I just spent big bucks to get my hair fixed.'