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'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'
'Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a troublemaker.'
Herb got in touch with his inner monkey.
"It would appear that the sequinned youngster is preparing to challenge the authority of the silver-backed alpha male."
Tags:gorilla, gorillas, male, males, challenge, challenges, challenging, ape, apes, ape society, ape societies, primatology, primatologist, primatologists, scientist, scientists, nature program, nature programs, nature programme, nature programmes, nature documentary, nature documentaries, natural world, alpha, alphas, alpha males, mate, mates, mating habits, biologist, biologists, silverback, silver-back, silver-backs
Tarzan Of The Cranes
Tags:tarzan of the, pun, puns, play on words, word play, word-play, spin off, spin-off, crane, cranes, ape, apes, bird, birds, jungle, jungles, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists
"You're an attorney. Don't stand so upright."
Tags:monkey, monkeys, gorilla, gorillas, apes, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, corporate law, corporate lawyer, corporate lawyers, corrupt, corruption, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, upright, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, bury evidence, burying evidence
"Jane Goodall said you were lots of fun."
Evolution of man and fouling dog.
Tags:evolve, evolving, evolution, species, specie, man, men, ape, apes, homo, homosapien, homosapiens, natural selection, dickens, dog, dogs, pet, pets, canine, canines, dog foul, dog fouling, dog poo, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, mans best friend, dog walk, dog walks, clean, cleaning, cleaning up after the dog, devolve, devolves, devolving, regress, regressing, regression, backwards, wrong direction
"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."
Tags:monkey, monkeys, ape, apes, gorilla, gorillas, zoo, zoos, observation, observations, boy band, boy bands, musician, musicians, singer, singers, performer, performers, scientist, scientists, observation, observations, observe, experiment, experiments, science lab, science labs, biologist, biologists, primates, zoology, zoologists, zoologist, primate, mate, mates, musical instrument, musical instruments
"If this were the Planet of the Apes you'd get me another drink."
Tags:bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail lounge, cocktail bar, drunk, drunken, drunks, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drinker, booze, boozer, cocktail, cocktails, problem drinker, problem drinkers, ape, apes, bartender, bartenders, barkeep, barkeepers, servers, serve, serving, customer, customers, demanding customer, demanding customers, difficult customer, difficult customers, film, films, film references, movies, movie reference, customer service
"Conversation - what a concept!"
"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."
Tags:evolution, theory of evolution, darwin, charles darwin, darwinism, darwinist, darwinists, on the origin of species, origin of species, gorilla, gorillas, ape, apes, great ape, great apes, caveman, cavemen, cave man, cave men, neanderthal, neanderthals, primitive man, primitive men, paleolithic, early man, early men, early human, early human, mirror image, reminisce, reminiscing, reminded, remind, reminding, looking in the mirror
Chelsea of the Apes
Tags:raised by apes, ape, apes, monkey, monkeys, gorilla, gorillas, wild, wildlife, jungle, jungles, children, child, kid, kids, teen, teens, teenager, attitude, bad attitude, sassy, too cool, eye roll, basic, swinging from ropes, tarzan of the apes, literature, novel, novels, book, books, as if, whatever, dad, dads, dad bod, father, fathers, fatherhood, daughter, daughters, family, families
"He's pretty good at rote categorization and single-object relational tasks, but he's not so hot at differentiating between representational and associational signs, and he's very weak on syntax."
"Would you agree that if you were to see a crime, you'd be more likely to do a crime?"
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defendant, defendants, animal, animals, monkey, monkeys, ape, apes, copying, copy, imitating, imitation, monkey see monkey do, expression, expressions
Historic Moments in Human Evolution
"Whatever happened on that other island, this is the way he likes it now."
Tags:food, takeaway, takeaways, takeout, takeout, take-out, take-outs, delivery, container, containers, box, boxes, chinese, to go, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, ape, apes, giant ape, giant apes, gorilla, gorillas, giant, giants, monster, monsters, movie, movies, film, films, movie monster, movie monsters, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, offering, offerings, taste, tastes
"It's a jungle out there. You'll love it."
Tags:monkey, monkeys, ape, apes, gorilla, gorillas, chimp, chimps, office, offices, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, executive, executives, animal, animals, talking monkey, talking monkeys, talking animal, talking animals, it's a jungle out there, its a jungle out there, expression, expressions, metaphor, metaphors
"Well, if it isn't the dawn of civilization."
Tags:civilization, dawn of civilization, civilisation, dawn of civilisation, civilised, civilising, walk upright, walks upright, walking upright, ape, apes, evolve, evolves, evolving, evolution, biped, bipeds, bipedal, bipedalism, australopithecus, hominid, hominids, ancestor, ancestors, missing link, missing links, walk upright, walks upright, walking upright, milestone, milestones
"This is positively your worst vacation idea ever!"
Tags:vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, vacation destination, holiday destination, gorilla, gorillas, ape, apes, bad date, bad dates, date, dates, love life, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, love-life, vacation idea, holiday idea, travel plan, travel plans, sightseer, sightseers, sight-seer, sight-seers, sightseeing, sight-seeing, movie, movies
"I'm here researching a role. I'm about to play a Senator."
"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"
'The other hand.'
"It's my parents, for God's sake, Sid. Stand up straight!"