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"I came by my wisdom the hard way. I wrote fortune cookie copy for thirty years."
"More aphorisms, please!"
"Whatever doesn't kill me makes me gain weight."
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W M. Beemers Adages
A Late Entry for "Poor Richard's Almanac"
In the beginning: Ed thought life was a bowl of cherries...
"If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am only for myself, what am I? If not now, when?" "This just in" "1. Nobody - 2. A schmuck - 3. Maybe tomorrow."
Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.
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"An equation for your thoughts?"
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'Remember, son...forewarned is four-armed.'
"To heck with 'Know Thyself'!"
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'Do you think ignorance is bliss?'
Words Can Never Harm You!
Might Makes Right to Exist.
'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'
"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"
'I slept late because i didn't want the early bird to catch me!'
"Pearls? I was hoping for garbage?"
"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"
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"Aw... go on! An apple a day keeps the doctor away y'know..!"
"The person who is certain he is right is certain to be wrong."