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The Apis Dance Studio
'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'
'What do you mean no bees are allowed? That's species discrimination.'
'I gather this is your first sting operation.'
'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'
"John, the bees go on the outside."
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"He likes to bring them indoors for the winter."
'I've got a good feeling, this one's a 'keeper'.'
Worker Bees bring in a union negotiator.
'No, I haven't seen any South American killer bees.'
A bee keeper trying to sleep counts bees jumping over a fence.
Bees at Work
'That was one effective aluminum siding salesman.'
'The little ones are hatching! Quick, get the camcorder.'
'Notice how business is up 200% since putting up that sign.'
'I think I'll get out of the crazy stock market and invest in something secure, something like bee keeping.'
'Let's give him a good scare by all playing dead.'
The Honeymoon Suite
354 Days Without an Accident
'Do you love me for my mind or for my bees?'
'She never learned how to dance.'
'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'
'... Ok, move your left antenna a little more... '
'I hear he's lobbying for tax laws that will let him declare us his dependents.'