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'Dang, that reminds me...I've gotta get back and post an entry on my blog.'
Mr. Science Times
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'Looks like I was wrong. Apparently I can have more loathing for this era...'
"You keep saying apocalyptic but I think you mean post-apocalyptic."
How Human Nature Works: 'Ok...Now I'm worried.'
'Well...let's just say that, on a very local level, you were right.'
"It doesn't look like a ruptured gas line to me."
"You know, if we didn't walk this way we might get close enough to eat someone."
The day after the world didn't come to an end.
Mayan Calendar: 'Chief says just take it 2012 that's when we will switch...'
"Forget it. We're not stopping again."
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World ends tomorrow.
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'Aha! The fine print says, 'or in five million years'!'
'This isn't a BREAKTHROUGH, Colbert! This is a CIRCULAR REASONING! All you've done here is re-state our original objective.'
'I'm spending all of my money and if the world doesn't end in 2012, I'll make it all back and more by suing the Mayas.'
'Oh my God...the end of the world?!'
'The scary thing is he's our CFO.'
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Beware: worst case scenario
'Don't worry honey. There will be another apocalypse.'
The End Is Near.
The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.
'The world ends tomorrow. Eat up!'
Armageddon Stakes: Global Warming, Nuclear Attack, Obesity, Stupidity.
Man puts no credit sign in window as crackpot carrying the world ends tomorrow sign passes