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'It's a note from your players, coach. It says they are very - no, 'extremely' sorry for losing the game, and can they please come out now.'
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"I hate to be a wet blanket, Officer, but I wish to report my purse has been snatched."
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"ummm... tell your friends."
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'Listen, I just want to say this right up front so there are no hurt feelings later on. ... I'm very, very sorry for what I'm about to do to you.'
"I just want to apologize beforehand if you miss."
Still smoking section
'I was able to find most of the car.'
Options for flowers: 'I'm sorry', 'I'm really sorry', 'Please don't change the locks'.'
'Lapse of judgement day'
"Oh, that sounds awful. I can only imagine how you must be feeling."
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'Nothing says 'I'll never hit you again' like a lovely arrangement of poisonous mushrooms in a bucket of pig manure.'
Booger-Boy Scandal 5: 'A-hem, 'Sorry if you mistook something I said as somehow being offensive. Now everyone should stop dwelling of the past and just get over it.''
SORRY. FULL HOUSE.: 'You don't look very damn sorry!'
'Death to the government...if you don't mind - awfully sorry!' 'He's of Anglo-French parentage...'
'Before you take another step, I must say how very sorry I am.'
Restaurant: 'Top o' the Food Chain' (Unapologetic American Cuisine)
"I think that one is a little too honest."
'Is it okay to apologize for something I'm going to do?'
Repent or at least apologize.
Sign reads "Elevater out of service. We apologise for any misspelling."
'I took the huge bonus, but I apologized first.'
'I'm sorry, but the salmon changed course in midstream.'
'The Pope has decided to issue another apology for not issuing an apology.'
I'm sure Speckles will let you back on the sofa it you apologise to her
'I most apologise for the delay - the microwave has packed up so the chef is going to have to use the oven.'