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"I'm sorry, Susie, but right now we're not in the market for a 'kiss and tell' book."
Tags:book, books, literature, kiss-and-tell, kiss and tell, publishing, publisher, publishers, publishing house, publishing houses, publishing company, publishing companies, editor, editors, writer, writers, author, authors, child author, child authors, young writer, young writers, young author, young authors, rejection, rejected, rejections, market, market, not in the market, uninterested, sorry, apologising, apologizing, apology, apologies, bookseller, booksellers
"Your basic rule of thumb should be,the bigger the guilt, the longer the stem."
Tags:flower, flowers, flower shop, flower shops, flower store, flower stores, florist, florists, bouquet, bouquets, buying flowers, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, love, romance, romantic, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, dating, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, guilt, guilty, feeling guilty, gift, gifts, present, present, make-up, makeup, making up, apology, apologies, apologising, apologizing, saying sorry, rule of thumb, rules of thumbs, rule, rules, stem, stems, long-stemmed, advice, marital advice, relationship advice
'Sorry we had to kill you, but it was the only way we could get some computer tech support up here.'
Road that goes off a cliff with a sign stating "We regret the error".
Tags:sign, signs, road signs, road signs, signage, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, road, roads, dead end, dead ends, dead-end, dead-end, cliff, cliffs, fall, falls, falling, accident, accidents, car accident, car accidents, error, errors, mistake, mistakes, dangerous, risky, regret, regrets, correction, corrections, too late, apology, apologies, apologizing, apologising, transportation
"Look, fella, I'm sorry. What more can I say?"
Tags:dog, dogs, aggressive, aggressiveness, bite, bites, biting, bitten, attack, attacks, attack dog, attack dogs, apology, apologies, insincere, insincerity, ferocious, dog person, dog owner, dog owners, control, controls, controlling, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, sorry, saying sorry, eat, eats, eating
Tags:roses are red, rhyme, rhymes, rhyming, poem, poems, poetry, card, cards, greeting card, greeting cards, apology, apologies, sorry, regret, regrets, atone, excuse, excuses, confess, confessions, confession, repent, repentance, remorse, remorseful, terrible, bad, forgive, forgiveness, apologise, apologising, apologize, apologizing
'It's just their little way of saying, 'Sorry we wrecked the planet.''
"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."
Tags:secede, secedes, secession, marriage, marriages, divorce, divorces, divorcing, walk out, walking out, apology, apologies, leave, leaves, wife, wives, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, split up, splitting up, last straw, ex-wife, ex-wives, ex-husband, ex-husbands, civil war, american civil war, federal government, federalism, union
"I don't want your apology - I want you to be sorry."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, apology, apologies, apologising, apologizing, saying sorry, sorry, forgiveness, remorse, remorseful, showing remorse
Tags:cartoonist, cartoonists, speech bubble, speech bubbles, speech balloon, speech balloon, accident, accidents, speech, text, cartooning, visual joke, visual jokes, visual gag, visual gags, fourth wall, breaking the fourth wall, self awareness, mistake, mistakes, dropping things, apology, apologies, damage limitation
"Look―I said I was sorry!"
Tags:apologize, apologizes, apologizing, apologise, apologises, apologising, apology, apologies, sorry, not enough, too little, too late, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murdering, kill, kills, killer, killers, killing, wife, wives, headless, decapitate, decapitates, decaptitating, decapitation, decapitations, killer, killers, horror, scary story, scary stories, scare, scares, scaring, frighten, frightens, frightening, campfire story, campfire stories, spat, spats, row, rows, disagreement, disagreements, fight, fights, fighting, marriage counselor, marriage counselors, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors
"The court is sorry that it raised its voice."
Tags:raised voice, raised voices, puppy, puppies, dog, dogs, guilt, guilty, guilty verdict, guilty verdicts, cute, cuteness, guilt inducing, apology, apologies, judge, judges, sorry, cry, cries, crying, whimper, whimpers, whimpering, shout, shouts, shouting, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, adorable
'You never did say you were sorry.'
Tags:hockey, ice hockey, penalty box, penalty boxes, penalty, penalties, penalise, penalises, sorry, apology, apologies, apologise, apologises, foul, fouls, fouling, fouled, bitter, bitterness, fisticuffs, fight, fights, fighting, fought, punch up, punch ups, opposition, player, players, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open
"Just Harry's little joke."
Tags:joke, jokes, mea culpa, mea culpas, corporate crime, corporate crimes, rich person, rich people, wealthy, wealthy elite, wealthy elites, elitist, elitists, yacht, yachts, ship, ships, deny, denies, denial, denials, plea, pleas, guilty plea, guilty pleas, apology, apologies, take it back, takes it back, taking it back, upper class, corporate criminal, white collar crime, white collar crimes
"Are you really, really sorry?"
Tags:apologize, apologizes, apologizing, apology, apologies, apologise, apologises, apologising, sorry, say sorry, shame, shames, shaming, criminal justice, criminal justice system, criminal justice systems, revolving door, revolving doors, revolving door prison, revolving door prisons, lenient, leniency, promise, promises, promising, judge, judges, trial, trials, courtroom, courtrooms, court, courts, court system, court systems
"I just want to apologize beforehand if you miss."
"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, married life, marriage, marriages, dating, apologising, apologizing, saying sorry, sorry, wrongdoing, admit, admiting, admitting wrongdoing, guilt, guilty, feeling guilt, feeling guilty, apology, apologies, self-righteous, husband, husbands, boyfriend, boyfriends, men, man, stereotype, stereotypes, flower shop, flower shops, floral shop, floral shops, florist, florists, flower, flowers, bouquet, bouquets, buying flowers, clerk, clerks, shopkeeper, shopkeepers, customer service
"Oh, yeah. Sorry. Never mind."
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, old testament, exodus, book of exodus, deuteronomy, book of deuteronomy, moses, commandment, commandments, ten commandments, 10 commandments, decalogue, thou shalt not steal, robber, robbers, stick-up, stick-ups, hold-up, hold-ups, stickup, stickups, holdup, holdups, mugger, muggers, mugging, stealing, steal, reformed, reformation, crime, criminal, criminals, thief, thieves, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun control, gun crime, gun violence, sorry, apology, apologies, apologising, apologizing, regret, regrets, regretting
"I said I'm sorry."
Tags:relationship problem, relationship problems, apology, apologies, apologize, apologizes, apologizing, apologise, apologises, apologising, sorry, saying sorry, caveman, cavemen, fight, fights, row, rows, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, cave, caves, walled up, wall, walls, emotional boundary, emotional boundaries, closed off, communication, communication breakdown, communication breakdowns
'No need to apologize, Frank. Reasonable minds can differ!'
Fred Perkins: Still waiting for Apologies from the following people...
"No, sorry, you'll still be dumb."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, dumb, stupid, sorry, apology, apologies, apologising, apologizing, fate, forever, still, second chance, second chances, hopeless
A sign on the back of a car reads "Just married - Sorry we didn't invite you. It was a small wedding."
Tags:bumper sticker, bumper stickers, transportation, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, tin can, tin cans, wedding tradition, wedding traditions, wedding, weddings, marriage, marriages, just married, invite, invites, invitation, invitations, apologizing, apologising, apology, apologies, bride, brides, groom, grooms
"I'm sorry-it takes me a really long time to move in my ridiculous coat."
Tags:winter, season, seasons, seasonal, winter clothes, winter clothing, warm clothes, warm clothing, seasonal clothes, seasonal clothing, fashion, hard to move, difficult to move, jacket, jackets, winter jacket, winter jackets, winter coat, winter coats, coat, coats, cold, dressing warm, crossing the street, crossing the road, road, roads, street, streets, street scene, street scenes, car, cars, vehicle, vehicle, automobile, automobiles, taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, waiting, impatient, long time, holding up traffic, traffic, apology, apologies, apologising, apologizing, canada, canadian winters, winter in canada