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"Being around Jesus brings out all my apostle issues."
The DaVinci Cold.
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Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.
"Did I miss something?"
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"I see you, Jake--but does anyone have a question that's not about carpentry?"
"Right now I'm his apostle, but my dream is to someday be my own Messiah."
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"O.K., O.K. ... I'd lay with Peter betroth Paul and smite Luke."
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"Lord, maybe Baptism should have come after Pentecost."
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Peter pranks the other Apostles...
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"Let's face it, Fred. You and I are not exactly apostles of change."
Matthew, Mark, Luke and 'John'.
Benefits of going out to eat with Jesus.
Hot cross buns
'There's always one.'
"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"
In their free time, the apostles often enjoyed rousing games of "Simon Peter Says".
Reserved for Apostle of the Month
Original versus contemporary short term missionary
"Well, that's one in the eye for doubting Thomas!"
"Yes, we are disciples and no our names are not John, Jacob, Jingleheimer Schmidt."
"Oh no, I lost two followers."
"If you'll appoint a woman an apostle, you'll have a better balanced team and avoid a lot of future bitterness and discord."
'Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, the editorial review board loves it but they want you to consider switching from non-fiction,'