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"You seem different."
"Just so you guys know, in the event of an emergency I'm fully trained in P.R."
Tags:word play, play on words, dining, drinking, eating, restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waitresses, waiting, dine, diner, dinner, eat out, public relations, pr, p.r., priorities, cpr, cardiopulmonary resuscitation, resuscitation, resuscitating, medical, presenting, appearance, appearances, appear, relations, advertising, advert, advertisement, cover up, spin, spinning
"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"
Tags:sun, star, stars, sunrise, sunset, daytime, night-time, daytime, daybreak, evening, night, dark, darkness, forget, forgets, forgetting, forgotten, orbit, orbits, orbiting, forgetful, amnesiac, amnesia, daylight, rotate, rotating, rotation, earth rotation, let slip, letting slip, fail to remember, failing to remember, disappear, appear
"Writers under 40 who look like you."
"I'm not sure. Fat compared to what?"
Tags:adam, eve, fat, fats, look, looks, body, bodies, tone, toning, comparing, comparison, reference, reference point, garden of eden, eden, genesis, bible, bibles, old testament, old testaments, book of genesis, parody, relationship, relationships, health, healthy, beauty, appearance, appearances, appear, vanity, self conscious, self-conscious
"I disagree. I think he looks like his father."
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'Before you continue on your emotional tirade, let me know if you're picking up on my non evaluative and empathetic listening.'
"It looks like fighting - it's actually collaboration!"
'The good news is that you look good. The bad news is that you're not as good as you look.'
'Now, I ask you... does this look like the face of a troublemaker?'
"They look like pickles."
Later that same day.
"Now, remember, act cute."
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'You think it's easy being me? You don't know how hard it is finding a pair of gloves that fit.'
Having disappeared during the Apple Festival Hayride two weeks earlier, Brad resurfaces in a meadow in Washington County.
'Think back... Seven years ago, your brother brings the kids a baby alligator from Florida. We realize we can't take care of it, so...'
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'No, sir. I haven't seen your wife. What does she look like?'
'Our records show you've never appeared on a TV reality show. Are you some kind of subversive?'
'What's going on? Everyone with a speeding ticket is claiming the gas pedal sticks!'
'They're both going to propose marriage..'
'Funny, you don't look this sick.'
'I've had raging hormones for the last 80 years.'
'I left Marie when I found out she was 75% silicone.'
'It wasn't strictly cosmetic. The cheek implants help me store nuts.'
'You do complete makeovers here?'