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"Yeah, the sixteenth. Right. Great. And, Dad? Do you think you could cut your hair?"
"Make me look welcoming to the idea of minorities, but not so welcoming that one would approach me."
Danae's Debating Career: 'I'm practicing argument-winning techniques...all that matters is the appearance of winning it.'
"You're making good contact. You just need to work on your quiet class."
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Tags:kangaroo, kangaroos, pouch, pouches, cosmetic, cosmetics, surgery, surgeries, zip, zips, zipper, zippers, bum bag, bum bags, fake, fakes, augmented, augments, plastic, plastics, appearance, appearances, australia, australian, obvious, stand out, stands out, mother, mothers, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'It's not only that the other reindeer laugh and call me names. They also make disparaging remarks about my body image.'
"What if it turns out you're not even a late bloomer?"
"Lives in the basement and has yet to bring home a dime."
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"It's...it's...learning to appear vaguely Presidential!"
Tags:trump, president trump, president donald trump, presidential, behavior, behaviour, behaving, professional, professionalism, fear, fears, liberal, liberals, democrat, democrats, democratic, reelection, reelection chances, reelect, reelects, reelecting, re-elect, re-elects, re-election, re-electing, second term, second terms, two-term, appearance, fake, fakes, faking, republican, republicans, conservative, conservatives, never trump, #nevertrump, nevertrump
"You seem different."
The mysterious process by which people and their toothbrushes start to look similar.
"Must be a politician—not a hair out of place."
Tags:prehistoric, prehistory, history, historic, histories, historical, stone age, stone ages, dark age, dark ages, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, cave, caveman, cavemen, cave man, cave men, politician, politics, political, appearance, appearances, image, elect, election, elections, campaign, campaigns, campaigning, campaigner, elected, electing, electorate, culture, culture shock
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."
Tags:mirror, mirrors, appearance, appearances, vain, vanity, age, ages, ageing, aging, wrinkle, wrinkles, nemesis, nemeses, middle age, old age, aging gracefully, ageing gracefully, resent, resents, resenting, resentment, resentments, reflection, reflections, reflecting, magic mirror, magic mirrors, crow's feet, crows feet, aging line, aging lines, ageing line, ageing lines, frustration, father time, mother nature
"And please protect me from the appearance of wrongdoing."
Tags:religion, religious, pray, praying, prayer, prayers, guilt, guilty, politics, politician, politicians, government, governments, appearance, appearances, wrongdoing, white-collar crime, media, press, journalism, protect, protection, business, businessman, businessmen, ethics, unethical, scandal, scandals
The Eternal Question
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, smartphone, smartphones, email, emails, messaging, online messaging, internet messaging, obsession, obsessions, self image, appearance, vain, vanity, e-mail, e-mails, big questions, modern technology, modern technologies, self conscious, self-conscious, self consciousness, self-consciousness, workaholic, workaholism, workaholics
"Damn girl you thicc." "This is why I have trust issues!!"
"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."
Tags:bar, bars, bar fly, bar flies, pick up, pick-up, pick up artist, pick-up artist, seduction, seduce, seducing, symmetry, symmetrical, odd, oddly, scary, scare, deformed, face, faces, halloween, date, dates, interest, interested, flirt, flirts, flirtatious, appearance, appearances, attractive, attraction, attract, attracted, biology, biological
"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."
Tags:modern life, modern lives, appearance, appearances, keep up appearances, keeping up appearances, superficial, superficiality, happy, happiness, financial ruin, gilded, gilding, gilded age, gilded ages, design, designs, designer, designers, interior design, interior designs, interior designer, interior designers, house, houses, housing, home, homes, homeowner, homeowners, mask, masks, masking, cover up, covers up, covering up, dysfunction, dysfunctional, dysfunctionality
"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, dating, date, dates, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, compliment, compliments, complimenting, eye, eyes, religion, religious, bible, biblical, old testament, exodus, book of exodus, deuteronomy, book of deuteronomy, moses, appearance, personal appearance
"Well, I don't care if Ringo doesn't like his nose"
"There's a life lesson here, kid. Not all bad guys look like bad guys, and not all good guys look like good guys."
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"I've found someone else who thinks I'm really attractive."
"Be honest- how does it look? I had to leave my laugh lines in for Bill."
Tags:plastic surgery, plastic surgeon, plastic surgeons, cosmetic surgery, face lift, face lifts, laugh line, laugh lines, age, ageing, getting old, getting older, wrinkle, wrinkles, crows feet, appearance, new look, new looks, husband, husbands, marriages, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, cocktail party, cocktail parties, gender issues
"We could be soulmates, if only you could overlook my tiny calves."
Tags:calves, mermaid, mermaids, calve muscle, calve muscles, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, soulmate, soulmates, true love, true loves, date, dates, whale, whales, shallow, shallowness, appearance, appearances, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, seamonster, seamonsters, sea monster, sea monsters
"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."
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