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'You think it's easy being me? You don't know how hard it is finding a pair of gloves that fit.'
'Think back... Seven years ago, your brother brings the kids a baby alligator from Florida. We realize we can't take care of it, so...'
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'No, sir. I haven't seen your wife. What does she look like?'
Bonfire of vanities.
'It wasn't strictly cosmetic. The cheek implants help me store nuts.'
'I left Marie when I found out she was 75% silicone.'
'I've had raging hormones for the last 80 years.'
'Funny, you don't look this sick.'
Objects may appear fairer than they actually are.
'You do complete makeovers here?'
'Do you have anything that looks like a cantaloupe but tastes like a cheesecake?'
'I never forget a face.'
'What he lacks in intelligence, personality, looks and common sense, he makes up with money.'
'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'
'Be honest - do you think spots make me look fat?'
'It looks like he's not busy and can give you a few minutes.. but looks can be deceiving.'
'You both do equal work, but Hargrove here LOOKS busier.'
'He actually looks more like himself dead than when he was alive.'
Your spin doctor says the beard sends the wrong message.
Rock legend - 'I also appeared as a boulder in 'the lost world'..'