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'Before you continue on your emotional tirade, let me know if you're picking up on my non evaluative and empathetic listening.'
"I need a really great pair of marry-me pumps."
"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."
A man fishing see a billboard sign: Do You You're Starring In A Cartoon?
"Now, remember, act cute."
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"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."
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"Are you sure nothing funny happening during your operation?"
'Think back... Seven years ago, your brother brings the kids a baby alligator from Florida. We realize we can't take care of it, so...'
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Having disappeared during the Apple Festival Hayride two weeks earlier, Brad resurfaces in a meadow in Washington County.
'No, sir. I haven't seen your wife. What does she look like?'
Bonfire of vanities.
'I've had raging hormones for the last 80 years.'
'Funny, you don't look this sick.'
'It wasn't strictly cosmetic. The cheek implants help me store nuts.'
'I left Marie when I found out she was 75% silicone.'
'You do complete makeovers here?'
Objects may appear fairer than they actually are.
'Do you have anything that looks like a cantaloupe but tastes like a cheesecake?'
'I appeared to start selling more when I stopped appearing to sell.'
'It looks like he's not busy and can give you a few minutes.. but looks can be deceiving.'
'You both do equal work, but Hargrove here LOOKS busier.'
'Be honest - do you think spots make me look fat?'
'I never forget a face.'
'He actually looks more like himself dead than when he was alive.'
'I like the whole outfit except the helmet.'