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'We'd prefer it if you got better.'
'Hurry up man, I can't hold this forever,'
"How about an apple split for a change?"
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"Just for the record, I knew you were naked before I ate the apple."
"Do you have these apples in green?"
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"If you must know—pizza, pepperoni pizza, and I'm going to relish every damn bite."
Tags:food, delivery, pizza, pizzas, pepperoni, woman, women, diet, diets, dieting, eating healthy, healthy eating, healthy diet, eating habits, junk food, unhealthy, health, healthy, vegetables, veggies, vegetables, veggie, fruit, fruits, veg, carrot, carrots, asparagus, pear, pears, apple, apples, bean, beans, relish, enjoy, enjoyment, fitness, giving in, cheat day, cheat days
"You realize that if you eat that, you'll get marketing emails for the rest of your life."
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"It's bee fifty years. I guess you really can't compare apples to oranges."
"It's not you, Larry. I'm just tired of dating 'low hanging fruit'. "
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Ornithological studies performed by Dr. Worthington proved definitively that 4 out of 5 birds prefer apples to windows.
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"Which is the best variety for sitting around and eventually rotting because you don't even like apples, you just wanted to do something 'fallish'"?
Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,
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"They're not ripe until you can see the barcodes."
"Wait, I want to post a picture of our lunch."
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"The Toast Whisperer"
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Apple shooting a person (à la William Tell)
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"We have a share in an apple."
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"Oh, it's you."
Shoot your own apples
The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.
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"And I say we're functional and happy."
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Crime Scene in the Garden of Eden
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"It's a little late to back out of a plea bargain agreement."
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