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The Adventures of Break-O-Man
"It slices! It dices! It drives a wedge between you and your wife, because you stored all the unsold units in her writing nook, not like she was using it anyways but whatever!"
Tags:sales, salesman, salesmen, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married, food processor, blender, blenders, food processors, appliance, appliances, household item, household items, couples dispute, couples argument, arguments, disagreement
Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer
Tags:appliance, appliances, break, breaks, breaking, mysterious, mysteriously, faith healer, faith healers, repairmen, repairman, repair, repairs, vcr, vcrs, dvd, dvds, dvd player, dvd players, everyday annoyance, everyday annoyances, everyday irritation, irritations, problem, problems, con, cons, con man, con men, faithful, restore, restores, restoration
Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher
Tags:castle, castles, moat, moats, drawbridge, drawbridges, bridge, bridges, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, medieval, draw bridge, draw bridges, horse, horses, dish, dishes, plate, plates, cup, cups, pot, pots, dishware, dishwasher, dishwashers, dish washer, dish washer, appliance, appliances, kitchen, kitchens, open, opened, opening
"I'm in way over my head"
Tags:toaster, toasters, appliance, appliances, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, robot, robots, advanced technology, technology, tech, robotics, mechanical engineering, mechanical engineer, mechanical engineers, electronics engineering, electronics, electronics engineer, electronics engineers, computer engineering, computer, computers, computer engineers, computer engineer, engineer, engineers, computer science, nerds, in over your head, in over my head, sayings, expressions, outdated, outmoded, intelligence, intelligent, imposter, imposters, imposter syndrome, impostor, impostors, impostor syndrome, self-worth, self-esteem, outclassed
Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures
Tags:last-ditch, last ditch, last ditch attempt, drastic measures, drastic, heroic measure, heroic, heroic measures, high risk, high-risk, last resort, last resorts, last-resort, appliances, appliance, repair, repairs, legal, legal terms, legal terminology, medical terms, medical terminology, fix-it, fix it, fixer, fix
"You have brought sunshine to my life and now I must say good-bye."
Tags:gun, guns, pistol, pistols, colt, colts, shoot, shot, shoots, shooting, toaster, toasters, toasted, appliance, appliances, kitchen, kitchens, kitchenette, suicidal, invert, inverted, subvert, subverted, dark, dark humor, black humor, black humour, dark humour, grim, grimdark, goodbye, goodbyes, death, dead, die, died, dying
"Not right this second, but I'm very unhappy with that refrigerator."
'I've told you a hundred times! NEVER PUT METAL IN THE MICROWAVE!'
Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.
"Let's go for the four-slot toaster."
Honest Abie's Appliances
Tags:advertising, advertiser, advertisers, advert, adverts, ad, ads, shop window, shop windows, honest, honesty, say it how it is, appliance, appliances, staying in business, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, high street, the high street, highstreet, the highstreet, sale, sales, sales sign, sales signs
"I can't remember if they turned me off or not"
Tags:oven, ovens, forget, forgetting, forgetful, forgetfulness, memory, memories, memorise, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, vacationing, leave, leaving, house, houses, home, homes, homely, family, families, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, kitchen, kitchens, appliance, paranoid, paranoia, ocd, o c d, o.c.d., obsess, obsessed, obsessive, obsessing, obsesses, appliances
"The Toast Whisperer"
Tags:toast, toaster, toasters, toasted, food, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, kitchen, kitchen appliances, appliance, appliances, tech, technological, breakfast, breakfast food, morning, mornings, jam, jams, jelly, jellies, grape, grapes, raspberry, preserve, preserves, blueberry, blueberries, apple, apples, butter, butters, fruit, fruits, word play, play on words, whisperer, whisperers
"I'm from the future. You left the toaster on."
Tags:future, past, time travel, time travelling, time traveling, time traveller, time travellers, time traveler, time travelers, warning, warnings, prediction, predictions, predicting, appliance, appliances, electronics, toaster, toasters, left on, forgot to turn off, turn off, forgot, burnt, burned, fire, fires, house fire, house fires, smoke, toasted, meeting yourself, alter-ego, alter-egos, doppelganger, doppelgangers, twin, twins, future self, future-self, safety, fire safety
Why appliance repairmen don't make cold calls.
Tags:appliance, appliances, repair, repairs, repairman, repairmen, fix, fixes, fixer, fixers, cold, calls, call, calling, caller, callers, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, hang, hangs, talk, talking, fast, fast, quick, quickly, breath, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'
Unable to repair the On/Off switch, the electrician simply relabeled it.
'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'
Add Your Own Caption Week # 223
"Please hug me."
'It'll take a few days for the dryer parts to come in. In the meantime, you might want to set some lint traps in your basement.
A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'
'Of course, the one you buy would be upright. This is just the floor model.'
2 Gentlemen from Verona