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'Yes, I suppose certain narrow-minded people would call it a ‘pack of lies' - I prefer to think of it as creative up-selling.'
'Is there a 'back to school' app?'
'That's true. We did advertise for someone who 'works well under pressure'...'
'When are they going to make an a/c app?'
'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'
"What the hell? We could use an idiot."
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"No, snub-chat. It deletes your messages before they're delivered."
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The bane of every college applicant: the admissions essay.
'Oh, that reminds me...any word from the bank on our application for a mortgage re-fi?'
As he picked up the video game controller, the trap was sprung, and Ryan's mother forced him to fill out college applications.
How to tell it's still an employer's job market...
'We are prepared to make you a loan, but first you have to prove that you really don't need it,'
"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.
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'Texting you to let you know that I'll be calling you about a new video-conference app that I read about in a magazine.'
'But do you love me more than 'words with friends'?'
"The applications are limitless."
"You can't keep running in here demanding date every five years!"
"You eat dog - excellent!"
'Good news Mom. I got into the college of your choice.'
"The bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. The bunny got the job because the bunny knows WordPerfect."
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"I gotta tell ya, these embezzlement convictions raise a red flag."
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'Well Mr. Jenkins it may be historically accurate, but it doesn't really comply with planning permission as an extension to your bungalow.'
"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."
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