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The bane of every college applicant: the admissions essay.
With bank loans hard to secure, Nan liked to have some fun at the applicant's expense.
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"You're desperate - I like that."
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"This is a very impressive manifesto."
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'You were the best person for the job. That's why you didn't get it.'
Living down a criminal record.
'You must be the one inquiring about the 'temp' position...'
'I looked at your resume and the good news is I like the paper it was typed on. Do you really want to know the bad news?'
'He came in for an interview 3 hours ago, and I made the mistake of telling him to make himself comfortable.'
'I think I'm right for this job because I'm a real people person. Now, are you going to hire me or not? I don't have all freakin' day!'
'Your resume is quite impressive. However, I'm a little concerned about you biting your last 4 bosses.'
'Why did you offer the job to this one?'
Ted's confidence quickly fades.
'Hello, I'd like to apply for some property insurance.'
'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'
'I'm applying for a job in the prison cafeteria. Can I list you as a reference?'
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A sign you're not applying at a fortune 500 company...
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Cafeteria lady interviews.
'I'm looking for someone who can take on great responsibility and make executive decisions and be willing to start at the minimum wage.'
'You're lazy drunken and irredeemably stupid. Have you considered appearing in an ITV2 docusoap?'
Internship applications with an elbow sharpener.
'I had a misspent youth, so I'd like to apply for a government bailout.'
'He's applying for a grant to finish his wheel project.'
'I admit I copied all my essays from the internet.'
'Do you offer a degree in punditry?'