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The bane of every college applicant: the admissions essay.
With bank loans hard to secure, Nan liked to have some fun at the applicant's expense.
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'It's an application for village green status.'
'You were the best person for the job. That's why you didn't get it.'
'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'
"Loaning me your tool box was not exactly what I had in mind."
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Mail Order Moms
"Writing about your community service is good, but I would play down the court-ordered part."
"You want a piece of this?!"
'Someone applied for the job...'
'Hello, I'd like to apply for some property insurance.'
'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'
"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."
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"Look, we don't do grants up here, so there's no point in writing grant applications."
Tags:guru, gurus, wise man, wise men, grant application, grant applications, application, applications, apply, applies, applying, pointless, pointlessness, fruitless, fruitless endeavor, fruitless endeavors, university, university professor, university professors, philosophy, philosopher, philosophers
A sign you're not applying at a fortune 500 company...
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'I'm applying for a job in the prison cafeteria. Can I list you as a reference?'
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Beth eagerly awaits Rob's reaction to his new electric deodorant applicator,
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Cafeteria lady interviews.
"As you can see, I'm a fully qualified sheep dog with first aid and fire warden certificates. I'll take good care of you..."
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'Maybe we better airbrush this credit report before applying for a loan.'
'I'm looking for someone who can take on great responsibility and make executive decisions and be willing to start at the minimum wage.'
'You're lazy drunken and irredeemably stupid. Have you considered appearing in an ITV2 docusoap?'
Internship applications with an elbow sharpener.
'I had a misspent youth, so I'd like to apply for a government bailout.'
'Wait a minute - What KIND of pan dowdy is this?'