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The bane of every college applicant: the admissions essay.
With bank loans hard to secure, Nan liked to have some fun at the applicant's expense.
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"Another reject, Carol. Let's face it, I'll never make a living writing eye charts!"
Batman applying make-up
"If there's anything more we can do for you, don't hesitate to fill out the proper forms."
"This is a very impressive manifesto."
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'It's an application for village green status.'
'You were the best person for the job. That's why you didn't get it.'
Living down a criminal record.
Wrong ways to wear a face mask.
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"Enjoying 'Hannibal' isn't really sufficient reason for applying to become a doctor!"
'You're a workaholic? You are aware you're applying for a government job, aren't you?'
The laws of physics are the same everywhere - illustrated by Newton's apple affected by gravity
'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'
'You must be the one inquiring about the 'temp' position...'
"Loaning me your tool box was not exactly what I had in mind."
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ACME INSURANCE COMPANY, 'Of course, the death benefits don't apply if it's the Government that kills you.'
"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"
'He came in for an interview 3 hours ago, and I made the mistake of telling him to make himself comfortable.'
'I think I'm right for this job because I'm a real people person. Now, are you going to hire me or not? I don't have all freakin' day!'
'I looked at your resume and the good news is I like the paper it was typed on. Do you really want to know the bad news?'
'Your resume is quite impressive. However, I'm a little concerned about you biting your last 4 bosses.'
Jobs-a-plenty (grocery store sacker/shelf stacker).
"You'll notice that I was born in 1968—a very prestigious year."
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'Three years in a mental hospital? That's good, because it helps to be a little crazy to work here.'