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'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'
'I've had to book my appointment two weeks in advance, so we'll both sit here until I feel unwell.'
'My social life has really picked up lately, with all these health clinic visits.'
Thank you for suffering in silence.
"Those bullet holes are something new, aren't they?"
Tags:bullet, bullets, bullet hole, bullet holes, symptom, symptoms, health, health concern, health concerns, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, appointment, appointments, concern, concerns, cause for concern, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, family doctor, observe, observes, observant, bedside manner, casual, casual attitude, gun crime, gun crimes, mass shooting, mass shootings, gun culture, examination, examinations, symptomatic, disease, diseases, ill, illness, illnesses
"I'm afraid you're retaining lawyers."
"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."
Tags:cantankerous, doctor, doctors, old age, grow old, growing old, crotchety, old man, old men, grump, grumps, grumpy, grumpiness, surly, temper, tantrum, tantrums, pain in the butt, diagnosis, diagnose, diagnosing, appointment, appointments, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, old age pensioner, pensioner, pensioners
Gateway to Mr. Beck
Tags:receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, pa, pas, threatening, scary, fierce, office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, waiting, waiting room, waiting rooms, gateway, gateways, gatekeeper, gatekeepers, protect, protection, appointment, appointments, guard, guards, guarding
"Pardon me, sir, it's your ten-o'clock cabal."
Tags:cabal, cabals, meeting, meetings, scheduled meeting, scheduled meetings, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspire, conspires, conspiring, criminal conspiracy, criminal conspiracies, loudmouth, loudmouths, giveaway, giveaways, appointment, appointments, scheduled appointment, scheduled appointments, regularly scheduled appointment, regularly scheduled appointments, secretary, secretaries, office assistant, office assistants, meeting time, meeting times, corrupt, corruption, political corruption, politically corrupt
"Mr Hargraves will suffer you gladly now."
"He's dead. Would you like his voice mail?"
'You've only got a few days left to use up your healthcare benefits for the year. I'm going to call to see if I can get you in for a colonoscopy.'
Tags:colonoscopy, colonoscopies, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, line, lines, cable, cables, wire, wires, health insurance, medical insurance, health cover, medical cover, appointment, appointments, doctor, doctors, benefit, benefits, husband, husbands, wife, wives, hospitals, real life adventures
'If I cancel an hour before my appointment, you charge me. I've just waited an hour past my appointment time in your waiting room. This is my bill.'
'Oh no! Here comes our insurance guy! He's 3 minutes early for our appointment.'
"I'll need a guano specimen."
Tags:bat, bats, superhero, superheroes, checkup, checkups, appointment, appointments, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, physical, physicals, stool sample, stool samples, sample, samples, bowel movement, bowel movements, age, ages, ageing, aging, grow old, grows old, growing old, middle age, middle-aged, specimen, specimens, comic book, comic books, hero, heroes
"Looks like you just missed Him."
Tags:ascension, ascensions, death, deaths, ascending, ascended, heaven, heavens, resurrection, resurrections, heavenly ascension, heavenly ascensions, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, managements, corporate culture, corporate environment, appointment, appointments, bad timing, missed timing
"Mr. Lartsek is ready to see you now. Would you like a moment to pucker up?"
Tags:management, upper management, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, cardboard, placeholder, place holder, unreasonable, request, secretary, secretaries, personal assistant, personal assistants, pa, p.a, p.a., meeting, meetings, underling, underlings, respect, respectful, appointment, appointments, waiting, waiting room, recruiting, recruitment, pucker up, courage, brave, bravery, nerves, nervous, clenched, clench
'The assistant to the physician's assistant will see you now.'
"Of course you're busy. We're all busy."
Tags:bee, bees, bug, bugs, busy bee, busy bees, schedule, schedules, appointment, appointments, meeting, meetings, hectic, overworked, work/life balance, life/work balance, life-work balance, work-life balance, hectic, hectic lifestyle, over-worked, over working, over-working, hive, hives, entomology, entomologist, entomologists
"It's best to have an appointment but if you want to come by we'll try to get you in."
Tags:appointment, appointments, booking appointments, no appointments, toilet, toilets, office toilet, office toilets, queue for the toilets, queuing for the toilet, queuing for the toilets, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, desperate, desperation, inconvenient, inconvenience, admin, administration, booking, booking in, booking an appointment, booking appointments
'I know... crazy right? What are the odds of getting stung in both hands. . .'
Tags:sting, stings, bite, bites, insect, insects, bug, bugs, wasp, wasps, bee, bees, allergic reaction, allergic reactions, allergy, allergies, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, physician, physicians, patient, patients, exam, exams, medical, medicals, appointment, appointments, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Shall I cancel the Henderson meeting? You have walkies scheduled at three."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, walking the dog, dog walking, walkies, business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, management, office, offices, office life, secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists, schedule, schedules, agenda, appointment, appointments
"Science is baffled. I hope you're happy."
Tags:check-up, check up, check ups, check-ups, check, checks, doctor, doctors, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, clinic, clinics, physician, physical, physical exam, exam, examination, appointment, appointments, doctor, doctors, healthy, healthily, healthy lifestyle, lifestyle, lifestyles, lifestyle change, get well, get well soon, baffled, baffle, visual gag, line, lines, abstract, squiggle, squiggly, science is
"How about the eighteenth? That's the day my electronic anklet comes off."
Tags:white collar crime, white collar crimes, crimes, criminal, criminals, electronic anklet, ankle bracelet, ankle bracelets, monitor, monitors, house arrest, arrested, under arrest, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, meeting, meetings, schedule, scheduling, appointment, appointments, law, laws, law and order
"Save my seat."
Tags:supreme court, justice, justices, judge, judges, seat, seats, permanent, appointed, appointment, appointments, permanent, for life, serve for life, save my seat, america, united states, united states of america, us, usa, u.s., u.s.a., american, american supreme court, scotus, federal court, high court, courtroom, courtrooms, lifetime tenure, law, trial, trials