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"It's an internship - crime doesn't pay."
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"This is Josh, our summer intern."
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'The fact that you worked as an unpaid intern shows you don't understand the concept of being a banker.'
'You'll be on a leash for the first six months.'
"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."
'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'
'Believe me, Forman, the problem is never on the molecular level.'
'I just want to find out where my apprentice left my favorite drill.'
"Right now I'm his apostle, but my dream is to someday be my own Messiah."
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'I meant the other snake, Idiot!'
"Bernard is our sous-mechanic."
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"Why do we call them 'interns'?"
"Of course you're not learning anything new here at Petherington and Snoode - we're a very old company!"
'I bet we could have put you together if we'd gone through all the king's union apprentice programs.'
"I'd give you my two cents, Sir, but since I'm an unpaid intern I can't afford to."
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'As an intern of course you get all the menial work to do - we're trying to prepare you for the type of job you're likely to get when you graduate!'
Apprenticeships: "Stacking the shelves and making the tea!"
"I love having students around...their young brains are like sponges...they never seem to forget anything!"
"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."
'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'
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'Come back! Initiation ceremonies are for apprentices, not station masters!'
'And this is Bert, our intern. He's been with the company for 46 years!'
"So far, all my internships have just segued to other internships."
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