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"It's an internship - crime doesn't pay."
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"Let me know if I'm going too fast for you."
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'You'll be on a leash for the first six months.'
"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."
'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'
'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'
"Of course you're not learning anything new here at Petherington and Snoode - we're a very old company!"
'I bet we could have put you together if we'd gone through all the king's union apprentice programs.'
'There you go...talking that old timey trash again. Got any ideas the work in the real world?'
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Apprenticeships: "Stacking the shelves and making the tea!"
"It's not a paid position but I'm gaining invaluable experience of the rowing sector."
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'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'
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'And this is Bert, our intern. He's been with the company for 46 years!'
'If I'm learning the farming business inside out,can I learn it on the inside today?'
"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."
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"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."
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'The small sword? That's for internships.'
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"Business was going so well, I decided to take on an apprentice."
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"Congratulations on two tours of internship duty. You're honorably discharged. Good luck."
"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."
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"You call it training, I call it an apprenticeship. Now pay up."
Tags:dog training, dog trainer, dog trainers, apprentices, apprenticeship, apprenticeships, equal pay, obedience training, dog owner, dog owners, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, fair wage, fair wages, apprentice, fair pay, equality, work, rights, negotiation, strike, worker, opportunity, paw, pay, demands, pet
"Until you complete your training, you'll have to be content with just knocking a few teeth out."
"In my day, there was no union. I had to stab people in the back to get to where I am now!"
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Work experience - 'Please make your way to the flight deck for landing'