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'Request permission to approach the bench, Your Honour...'
'... He has such poor eye-sight, you can approach from downwind and tag him with little danger of being trampled and gored.'
With so many people doing their Christmas shopping online, the Salvation Army has had to try a new strategy with its bell ringers.
'Don't think of it as just another supermarket, think of it as a retail theme park.'
Dangerous ex double glazing salesman escaped convict will approach you!!
'Well hello there...Care to JOIN me?'
"Pssst, want to see some new British art?"