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"Beware the Ides of March." "Dude, it's April."
"Hi! I'm the Ghost of April Fool's Day Past!"
Spring Thaw Hits Scarsdale
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'I know what you're up to, and it won't work.' Delbert P. Munson: Spring Fever's toughest nut to crack.
'Definitely not unusual behavior this time of year, but certainly seldom witnessed!'
'I told you I refuse to be born today. I don't want to be Aries.'
'You and your 'Hey, don't worry, the King is going to love this April Fool's joke'...'
Prince William & Kate Middleton.
To my future King.
Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.
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Time for pancakes!
Grow damn you!
'Cold weather doesn't bother me - I just think about April 15th and start to sweat.'
Tiptoe through the tulips with me!
'Well that's a load off my mind. Osborne's cutting the 50p tax rate.'
Giuseppe Tartini 8th April 1692
"I see your mom really gets into April Fools Day."
Real Peel - April Fool
April 1 (April fools' day)
Restroom Practical Joke.
Roman IRS: 'Pssst, Caesar, beware the Ides of April.'