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"All I really want is control over my own body!"
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"I just said, 'Open Sesame', and there they were."
"Due to unusually high wish volume, you may experience a greater hold time than usual. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause."
'We're experiencing technical difficulties with the geni fulfilment center. A geni will be with you shortly.'
"Which one do you want: the promotion or the happy marriage?"
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'You have to upgrade to Genie 3.o. Lamp rubbing has been replaced by a single touch.'
Aladdin's Cave of Wonder
"Try 'Open underscore sesame.' "
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'No seat belts, dad?'
"I now show you this vacuum cleaner and ask if you've seen it before?"
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'You have just one more wish. Are you sure you want another belly-rub?'
"You should have enabled 'Block Pop-Up Windows' before you rubbed the lamp."
Man swaying to snake charmers music,
"I don't do wishes by committee."
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"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."
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Hitchhiker on a Flying Carpet
"I can't grant your wishes until you answer these security questions. What was the name of your first pet..."
My other carpet is a persian.
Every App tells a story.
'I'll need your username and password...'
''Open Sesame' would make a great password, wouldn't it?'
The Only Real Flying Carpet!!!
Santa 'Three Wishes' Genie.
"I didn't realize how violent things had gotten until you hired me for this ... "