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"We can't imagine what a spider thinks, Louisa, because it's a whole different life style."
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Spider's Web Trampoline
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"Eeuuuggghhhh! These humans get bigger every year."
"Sorry, Pal. Sometimes nature's not very pretty."
'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'
"Remember dear - spiders are good for the garden; if you find one please don't harm it..."
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"Actually....ALL my kids are Web Designers...."
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."
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"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."
"I've met some rich dung beetles in my time..."
Places we've been on a dog
"Mmm, this casserole is lovely, Marge! Which ex-husbands did you make it from, anyway?"
"...just how firm are you about spiders?"
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"You know humans eat eight of us in their sleep every year."
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"Nothing all week. This is what happens when you scrimp on marketing."
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'John! There's a spider in the bath!'
"I'm a little concerned about Frank."
"It's a nice location but it needs a bit of work doing to it."
"So, you went up the water spout and the rain came down and washed you out. How did you feel about that and what did you do?"
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'Do you want flies with that?'
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"You might want to mop your floor. It's a bit sticky."
'I enjoy being a spider, but it makes dancing a nightmare.'