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"Eeuuuggghhhh! These humans get bigger every year."
"O.K. children—now comes the fun part!"
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"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"
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'Well, some spiders might come inside when it gets colder, but don't worry, they're harmless!'
"Look...I can't change who I am to satiate the fears of other...so to them I would have to say, OK...I'm gay, get over it!"
"You know humans eat eight of us in their sleep every year."
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"Spider! Kill it! Kill it!"
'On the other hand it does have a certain charm'
Ned was having the most fabulous dream! He was wrapped up, snug as a bug in a rug, that is until...
'Yo, Marcus-Check your fly.'
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A streak of fear ran through the entire town upon Black Widow Bill's return.
Ever since he was a little magazine, he had been deathly afraid of spiders, and he didn't like where this was going,
Shipwreaked man rejecting desert island because of a spider
"Stop being such a baby and just hit it with a newspaper."
"Well, it's not the crawling through dark and dirty places that freaks me out: it's the cobwebs..."
"Are you sure the itsy bitsy spider went up there?"
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'Sure, I came down to take a look. But I didn't know the broad had a heart condition. Curds n' Whey is good and all, but I'd have to be one sick western spotted orbweaver to kill for it.'
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Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.
'Don't hurt it.'
Robert the Bruce actually hated spiders.
'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'
"Mum...there's a spider in the fruit bowl!"
'Shirley never had problems with spiders but cows just cracked her up.