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'Ark, Noah - not arc!'
"Oh come on fella's. I said I'd let you know!"
'This is great! I had no idea it was a dinner cruise.'
"Are you sure he's a vegetarian?"
Sea Rescue - rescuing animals from the arc.
'Ark, Noah - not arc!'
"I said ark!!!"
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"...just how firm are you about spiders?"
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'Good news, your server is still up!'
1600 BC: The flood waters eventually subside.
"Thou shalt not create graven images, Ira. Thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vain. Still looking at you, Ira. Thou shalt keep holy the Sabbath. You getting this, Ira?"
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Noah's Ark: "It worked for the others."
"To finance an ark that size I'll have to hold a telethon!"
'Thousands of fish begging to be caught, and we only brought two worms.'
Christian Book Shop has sign saying 'We have Noah's Ark' whilst the Weather Bureau next door has sign saying 'You're gonna need it'.
"Some cruise! It rained for the entire trip!"
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"Miss, was Joan of Arc married to Noah?"
Evidently Noah had at least one incompetent assistant.
Noah's venture into fish-farming foundered.
'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'
Noah's Ark 2
Lots of rabbits trying to get onto arc - "Hang on, hang on, what did I just say."
'...will you quit doggy paddling - we want to know how deep it is!'
Noah loading stubborn mule onto ark.