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"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."
Tags:animal, animals, cat, cats, mouse, mice, rat, rats, mouse hole, mouse holes, mousehole, mouseholes, gothic, arch, archway, arches, archways, architecture, religion, religious, church, churches, god, worship, house of worship, house of prayer, hunt, hunting, hunter, hunters, prey, predator, predators, cats vs. mice, moral, morals, ethics, ethical, right, wrong, right vs. wrong
'Ark, Noah - not arc!'
'I'm sorry, Lord, it's my ears, I thought you said Noah, build an arch!'
"I said ark!!!"
Tags:religion, religious, genesis, bible, biblical, god, flood, animals, arc, noah, noah's, rain, rain storm, lightning, thunder, arcs, stories, animal, arch, noah's arch, noah's ark, misunderstanding, mistake, flooding, vessel, construction, building, architecture, architect, architects, structure, structures
"I like the concept. Like the whole thing. But take out the arches."
Tags:stonehenge, stone henge, prehistoric monument, monument, monuments, design, designer, designers, architect, architects, fast food, fast food logo, fast food logos, fast food restaurant, fast food restaurant, burger chain, burger chains, arches, double arches, arch, double arch, anachronism, anachronistic, standing stones, stone ring, stone rings
"Are you sure this what he said to build?"
The Noah's Ark Conspiracy Theory: 'He built what? Oh, well that's just great...Now I have to figure out what to do with it and start all over.'
Tags:deity, deities, conspiracy theory, conspiracies theories, noah, noah's ark, noah's arc, ark, arks, arch, arches, heaven, heavens, god, genesis, great flood, flood, floods, angel, angels, angelic, starting over, plan, plans, old testament, bible, bibles, torah, torahs, story, stories, non sequitur
"He tells me to build an arch, and so I do, but I just can't see how it's going to help in all this rain."
"I said an ark, Noah - build an ARK in the desert!"
God Lightens Up
A Mouse hole in the shape of Arabian architecture
God: 'An ARK you FOOL! I said build me an ARK!'
Nice one, Darling. You've given us a Gothic arch cut out ouf the kitchen table.
'It's lovely...very ornate...but what's the hole in the middle for?'
"Welcome Mr. Bond. Do take a seat."
"Damn! -trust us to get a seat behind the giraffes!"
"Those lions are so selfish! they could have waited for everyone else to be served before eating the hot-dog lady!"
Tags:synonym, synonyms, quip, quips, word play, wordplay, wordgame, word game, word-game, word-play, pun, puns, wit, wits, witticism, witticisms, arch, arches, ruin, ruins, fallen arches, ancient ruin, ancient ruins, tourist attraction, tourist attractions, fallen arches, fallen arches, podiatrist, podiatrists, podiatry
Noah Mishears God's Instruction...