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Megadeath Comes for the Archbishop'Did you bring the amps?'
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Bishop using curling irons on his staff.
"And now The Reverend Higgins will beat the love of God into each and every one of you."
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'When I started this journey I was a curate.'
"Now comes the downside to this job - I need the toilet!"
Commuting bishop uses crook to hold on to tube train strap.
"You'll find we have a great career structure, up to a point."
'The Pope signal! Quick! To the Pope mobile!!'
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'Okay. Where's the fire?'
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'When you said I was going to be cannonized, I thought you meant...'
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Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.
'So what's this future you have in mind, young Murgatroyd - pantomime?'
Finger puppets in church.
'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'
'Me? An Archbishop? God, no - I just like the hats.'
Archbishop questions government policy
"Is this the Canterbury Train?"