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Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.
Department of Archaeology Floor Plan
'Whoever they were, they had an advanced knowledge of fabric care.'
Six months later they would be sharing the Nobel Prize, but for now all they could do was stare in amazement at what they had discovered...two incredibly well preserved specimens from the styrofoam age.'
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"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"
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"It appears the people of Atlantis not only had TV but boring, stupid programming!"
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'Dr. Biggs, the brush you're using on that T-Rex bone looks a lot like my missing toothbrush.'
'What is it?'
The cradle of mankind
'Its the most valuable archaeological find of the millennium. To get it here in one piece is a miracle. We'll be rich!
"Well, tell me. Is this Aztec, Mayan, Olmec, or Toltec?"
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"He died young."
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Mayan Calendar: 'Chief says just take it 2012 that's when we will switch...'
"She's lucky no one's invented carbon dating …. Then we'd see just how old she is."
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"We're not certain why they disappeared, but archeologists speculate that it may have had something to do with their size."
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'That's not proof the Mayans had advanced timekeeping methods, you idiot. It's the timex I lost here yesterday.'
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Previously indecipherable, Professor Wiggins translates another ancient text using the newly discovered Rosetta phone.
"This might go a long way toward explaining how they built the pyramids!"
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"Why would I be proud of this? It's my to-do list."
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'We've discovered the Cave of Missing Accounting Ledgers.'
'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'
'This creature is supposed to have existed when the Earth was cooler, but so far no archaeological evidence has been found.'
Lost to antiquity.