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'We'd prefer it if you got better.'
'I don't think you completely grasp the situation here, Francois...'
Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,
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Tags:archer, archers, archery, bow and arrow, bow and arrows, practice, practising, practise, practicing, shoot, shooting, medieval, medieval times, robin hood, robin of locksley, robin of sherwood, men in tights, apple, apples, apple shooter, apple shooters, shooting apples off heads, archery bow, archery bows, target practice, target practise, dangerous, stupid, stupidity, reckless, recklessness, arcus, historic weapon, historic weapons, folklore, english folklore, sherwood forest
Apple shooting a person (à la William Tell)
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"I'm a green thief."
Tags:robberies, robbery, robberies, robber, robbers, thief, thieves, stick-up, stick up, hold-up, hold-ups, stickup, stickups, holdup, holdups, mugging, muggings, mugger, muggers, criminal, criminals, street crime, weapon, weapons, crossbow, crossbows, bow, bows, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, archery, archer, archers, green, alternative, environmentally friendly, going green, eco-friendly, environment, better for the environment, bicycle, bicycles, bike, bikes, get-away, get-away vehicle, get-away vehicles, getaway vehicle, getaway vehicles, get-away vehicle, transportation, green transportation
"Not love. Targeted advertising."
Tags:cupid, cupids, eros, cherub, cherubim, angel, angels, arrow, arrows, bow, bows, bow and arrow, bow and arrows, shoot, shooting, archer, archers, archery, love, true love, fall in love, targeted ad, targeted ads, targeted advertising, targeted advertisement, ad, ads, advertise, advertisement, advertising, spam, junk mail, deal, sale, sales, marketing, ad agency, ad agencies, modern life, valentines, valentine's, valentine's day, valentines day, february 14, february 14th
Shoot your own apples
A caveman with a bow and arrow shoots at a cranky mammoth but points at his friend who is holding a spear.
"It's a little late to back out of a plea bargain agreement."
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'Don't tell me the office intranet is down again!!'
'No, Kevin. It wasn't romantic and it isn't the thought that counts!'
Cello player with arrow instead of bow.
'Is it a sharp or throbbing pain?'
"Don't you just hate spam mail?"
'That's the bloke I told you about... perfect ten, every time!'
An archer's target surrenders.
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"Who's up for archery waivers?"
Tags:waiver, waivers, archery, archer, archers, summer camp, summer camps, lawyer, lawyers, legal representation, legal representative, lawsuit, lawsuits, counselor, counselors, camp counselor, camp counselors, avoid, avoids, avoiding, danger, dangers, endanger, endangers, endangers, endangering, train, trains, training, law camp, law school, attorney, attorneys, file a motion, filing a motion
"If I apologize again, will you take the arrow out of your hat?"
"I take it they didn't care for any of your ideas."
Tags:idea, ideas, care, cares, cared, caring, rejected, reject, rejects, rejecting, laughing stock, ridicule, ridiculed, ridiculing, ridicules, arrow, arrows, archer, archers, sports manager, sports managers, sports agent, sports agents, impale, impaled, impaling, impales, shower of arrows, archery, stubborn, stubbornness, incompetent, incompetence, unprofessional, bad sportsmanship
"Hang on, I think they're just aiming for our hats."
Tags:arrow, arrows, cowboy, cowboys, indian, indians, native american, native americans, miss, misses, missing, gunfight, gunfights, gunfighting, gun battle, gun battles, gun fight, gun fights, shoot, shoots, shooting, western, westerns, harmless, harmlessness, bad shot, bad shots, poor shot, poor shots, bow and arrow, archer, archers, archery
'She really had her heart set on a Pocahontas outfit.'
'I've decided to kick it old school this season!'
A Hole in the Dike
Tags:archer, archery, bow and arrow, missed target, target, targets, targeting, hole, holes, leak, leaks, dike, dikes, dutch dike, dutch dikes, dam, dams, levee, levees, mistake, mistakes, the hero of haarlem, the boy and the dike, hans brinker, the silver skates, windmill, windmills, flood, flooding, floods, blame, blameless, consequences
A Message from Marion
Tags:robin hood, maid marion, marions, prince of thieves, the prince of thieves, robin of locksley, shopping list, shopping lists, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, bow and arrows, archer, archers, archery, chore, chores, household chore, household chores, domestic chore, domestic chores, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships