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'We'd prefer it if you got better.'
One dog sniffs the butt of another dog after being shot with an arrow by Cupid
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, cupid, eros, bow, bows, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, shoot, shooting, archery, greek, roman, myth, myths, mythology, legend, legends, ancient, history, historical, butt, sniff, sniffs, sniffing, butt sniffing, relationship, relationships, love, falling in love, fall in love, cupid's arrow, cupid's arrows, romance, romantic, valentine's day, valentine's, valentines day, valentines
Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,
Tags:william, tell, archer, archers, archery, cannon, cannons, shoot, shooting, shootings, shooter, shooters, apple, apples, swiss, switzerland, folklore, challenge, challenges, crossbow, crossbows, aim, aims, ambition, ambitious, historian, historians, bolt, bolts, cannonball, cannonballs, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Tags:archer, archers, archery, bow and arrow, bow and arrows, practice, practising, practise, practicing, shoot, shooting, medieval, medieval times, robin hood, robin of locksley, robin of sherwood, men in tights, apple, apples, apple shooter, apple shooters, shooting apples off heads, archery bow, archery bows, target practice, target practise, dangerous, stupid, stupidity, reckless, recklessness, arcus, historic weapon, historic weapons, folklore, english folklore, sherwood forest
Apple shooting a person (à la William Tell)
Tags:william tell, hero, heros, heroes, folk heroes, folk hero, switzerland, swiss, german, legend, legends, bow, bows, arrow, arrows, crossbow, crossbows, archer, archers, archery, shooter, shooters, shooting, shoot, marksman, marksmen, apple, apples, role reversal, role-reversal, swapping roles, apple-shot, apple-shots, shooting an apple, folklore, revenge, human, humans, person, man, men
"I'm a green thief."
Tags:robberies, robbery, robberies, robber, robbers, thief, thieves, stick-up, stick-ups, hold-up, hold-ups, stickup, stickups, holdup, holdups, mugging, muggings, mugger, muggers, criminal, criminals, street crime, weapon, weapons, crossbow, crossbows, bow, bows, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, archery, archer, archers, green, alternative, environmentally friendly, going green, eco-friendly, environment, better for the environment, bicycle, bicycles, bike, bikes, get-away, get-away vehicle, get-away vehicles, getaway vehicle, getaway vehicles, get-away vehicle, transportation, green transportation
"Not love. Targeted advertising."
Tags:cupid, cupids, eros, cherub, cherubim, angel, angels, arrow, arrows, bow, bows, bow and arrow, bow and arrows, shoot, shooting, archer, archers, archery, love, true love, fall in love, targeted ad, targeted ads, targeted advertising, targeted advertisement, ad, ads, advertise, advertisement, advertising, spam, junk mail, deal, sale, sales, marketing, ad agency, ad agencies, modern life, valentines, valentine's, valentine's day, valentines day, february 14, february 14th
Shoot your own apples
"It's a little late to back out of a plea bargain agreement."
Tags:william tell, hero, heros, heroes, folk heroes, folk hero, folklore, legend, legends, bow, bows, arrow, arrows, crossbow, crossbows, archer, archers, archery, shooter, shooters, shooting, shoot, marksman, marksmen, apple, apples, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, plea bargain, plea bargains, plea bargaining, backing out, reneging, change of heart, last second, too late, agreement, agreements, punishments
"Next time we're shopping at Wal-Mart."
Tags:nimal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, deer, dodging, running, escaping, hunting, hunter, hunters, hunted, shooting, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, archery, crossbow, crossbows, target, targets, bulls-eye, bulls-eyes, bullseye, bullseyes, shopping, shopper, shoppers, consumerism, bag, bags, plastic bag, plastic bags, shopping bag, shopping bags
'No, Kevin. It wasn't romantic and it isn't the thought that counts!'
Cello player with arrow instead of bow.
'Is it a sharp or throbbing pain?'
An archer's target surrenders.
Tags:surrender, surrenders, surrendering, hands up, put your hands up, archery, archer, archers, archery practice, bow, bows, bow and arrow, bows and arrows, arrow, arrows, hands up, don't shoot, victim, victims, victimize, victimizes, victimizing, victim mentality, victim mentalities, kill, kills, killing, killings, shooting, shooting, shootings, target, targets, target practice, target practise
'That's the bloke I told you about... perfect ten, every time!'
"If I apologize again, will you take the arrow out of your hat?"
"Who's up for archery waivers?"
Tags:waiver, waivers, archery, archer, archers, summer camp, summer camps, lawyer, lawyers, legal representation, legal representative, lawsuit, lawsuits, counselor, counselors, camp counselor, camp counselors, avoid, avoids, avoiding, danger, dangers, endanger, endangers, endangers, endangering, train, trains, training, law camp, law school, attorney, attorneys, file a motion, filing a motion
"Hang on, I think they're just aiming for our hats."
Tags:arrow, arrows, cowboy, cowboys, indian, indians, native american, native americans, miss, misses, missing, gunfight, gunfights, gunfighting, gun battle, gun battles, gun fight, gun fights, shoot, shoots, shooting, western, westerns, harmless, harmlessness, bad shot, bad shots, poor shot, poor shots, bow and arrow, archer, archers, archery
'She really had her heart set on a Pocahontas outfit.'
An unlicensed acupuncturist
A Message from Marion
Tags:robin hood, maid marion, marions, prince of thieves, the prince of thieves, robin of locksley, shopping list, shopping lists, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, bow and arrows, archer, archers, archery, chore, chores, household chore, household chores, domestic chore, domestic chores, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships
A Hole in the Dike
Tags:archer, archery, bow and arrow, missed target, target, targets, targeting, hole, holes, leak, leaks, dike, dikes, dutch dike, dutch dikes, dam, dams, levee, levees, mistake, mistakes, the hero of haarlem, the boy and the dike, hans brinker, the silver skates, windmill, windmills, flood, flooding, floods, blame, blameless, consequences
'Time you got those glasses changed Fred. . .'
'Dammit, Tell! Practice on your own kid!'