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'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'
'Sure the money's better in the private sector, but there're so damn Few Opportunities to Call in an Airstrike.'
"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"
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Army Stops for A Duck and Her Ducklings.
'But this IS my mobile home!'
'So, when did you join the army?'
Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.
'Health and Safety have insisted we wear these over our camouflage.'
"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."
Naval Training; Thug Boat
'Sgt Ben Ruben a limited and targeted response, you have the new high gragmentation, area destruction, high explsive, depleted uranium, sabot tank rounds, backed by air strikes.'
'Any other counter-terrorism experience besides driving a junior high school bus?'
"I'm your camouflage instructor."
"They send you to all the places refugees are escaping from."
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"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"
'That's not so bad. Lots of guys never get past the hammock.'
Military sergeant coming up on a private juggling grenades
'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'
'Is it tank top season already, General?'
'Sir Joselyn you will be pleased to know, I have been looking at some figures and if we dispose of another 1000 soldiers before they get their pensions, we can top ours by 5% and bring digestives back at tea break!'
'It's your employer...something about a sales meet at 11...or no pay!'
"What kind of naval blockade is this?"
'Looks like the Flying Corpse.'
'Not more military cutbacks!'