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"Here's a song I wrote about a guy who gets falsely accused of trying to rob a liquor store."
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"They say stick to what you know and I thought I knew armed robbery."
Kappa Delta Cosa Nostra
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'Turn yourself in by midnight tomorrow and you'll avoid the late charge.'
"Finally a bit of good luck..."
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'Armed robbery, eh? I'm in for being out of compliance with a Federal guideline
"Lose the tie, Vinnie—we ain't going legit after all."
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