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"Anti-personnel land mines pose no threat to people, Colonel. Only to personnel."
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"I just got a great idea for a war."
"Can we get more salt shakers to represent the enemy scum?"
"Honey, I'm home!"
'Don't be ridiculous, man! Of course there's no 'exit strategy'!'
'Put that light out!'
Modern William Tell Uses An Air-Strike To Hit Apple
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"He must have forgotten something."
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"This looks good."
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"Tell me, what did you do in real life?"
Attila the Horizontally Mobile
'I never should have left the circus.'
"Let's run it up the flagpole and see if anyone shoots at it."
"This one is for teaching General Farkas how to use Snapchat."
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'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'
"I don't know about other paranoids but my enemies have armies."
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"You mean what we did just then was an actual war?"
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"I just said, 'Open Sesame', and there they were."
"It troubles me that we're being led into battle by a person wearing a bow tie."
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The most embarrassing day in the history of the Swiss army.
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Top-Secret Weapon #793-B
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'Looks like someone's got some boundary issues.'
"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."
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"Last chance - take back what you said about my wife."
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