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Joan of Arc Is Revealed To Be A Woman
"There's been talk of having you disbarred."
Tags:history, historical, military, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, warrior, warriors, barbarian, barbarians, horse, horses, armor, armour, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, disbarred, law, practicing law, practising law, fierce, fearsome, scary
Clearing the castle's moat.
"Arise." "I can't."
"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."
Tags:viking, vikings, pillage, pillaging, raid, raiding, less talking more raiding, ancient, ancient history, historical, horned, horn, horns, horned helmet, helmet, helmets, caught, problem, problems, hat, hats, shirt, shirts, boat, longboat, norse, nordic, armor, armour, europe, european history, european, myth, myths, mythology, early modern, medieval
"By the time we got there, all we wanted to do was raid their kitchen."
Tags:knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, army, cavalry, horse, horses, armour, armor, commander, commander, captain, captains, spear, spears, weapon, weapons, stab, impale, medieval, history, raid, pillage, plunder, attack, kitchen, kitchens, food, eat, eating, steal, stole, stolen, hunger, hungry, starve, starving
A knight wearing a full suit of armor with a doorknocker attached to his chest.
Suit of armor. Sport coat of armor
'Have you ever thought of trying contact lenses?'
"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, teacher life, substitute, substitutes, substitute teacher, substitute teachers, principal, principals, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school, military, armor, armour, helmet, helmets, bulletproof vest, bulletproof vests, prepared, ready for battle, prepared for battle, soldier, soldiers, safety, protection
'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'
'Hey, no problem! I've always felt that a little sales resistance is a healthy thing!'
Whoa! Willard, you know you can't put metal in a microwave! Why not just heat it the old fashioned way and use your nostrils?
Tags:dragon, dragons, cook, cooking, microwave, microwaves, microwaving, metal, metals, knight, knights, armor, protected, protection, heat, heats, heating, nose, noses, nostril, nostrils, old, fashion, fashioned, quick, quickly, warn, warns, warning, warnings, tradition, traditional, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Tags:robot, knight, knights, robots, mechanical, medieval, medieval knight, knighthood, monarch, christan church, defence, defend, battle, protect, protection, history, historian, historians, monarchy, dead, death, dying, killed, kill, broke, broken, break, decapitate, decapitated, castle, cathedral, sword, swords, armour, armor, suit of armor, suit of armour
"Didn't anybody tell you, Walter? You can't change the past."
Tags:knight, knights, knighthood, white knight, white knights, armour, armours, armor, armors, knighthoods, time travel, time traveller, time travellers, time-traveller, time-travellers, time traveling, time travelling, regret, regrets, changing the past, changing the past, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life
"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"
Tags:history, historical, medieval, princess, princesses, prince, princes, royal, royalty, demanding, question, questions, questioning, answer, answers, nagging, angry, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, armor, armour, suit of armor, suit of armour, weapon, weapons, spear, spears, lance, lances, rescuing, saving, knight in shining armor, knight in shining armour, woman, women, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts
'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'
"Don't worry! I'm a very experienced babysitter."
Tags:babysitter, babysitters, babysitting, baby-sitter, baby-sitters, baby-sitting, experience, experienced, work experience, childcare, child-care, childminder, childminders, childminding, child, boy, mom, mother, single mother, armor, teenager, armour, knight, knights, protective gear, job risk, job risks
'You don't trust me, do you?'
"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."
Tags:medieval, history, historical, armour, armor, knight, knights, suit of armour, suit of armor, suit, suits, tailor, tailors, salesman, salesmen, fashion, menswear, men's fashions, clothing, clothes, men's clothes, men's clothing, used, second-hand, rack, racks, off the rack, on the rack, wordplay, word play, play on words
'It's no big deal - Scotland is just out of compliance again.'
21st armored segway division.