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Clearing the castle's moat.
'Have you ever thought of trying contact lenses?'
'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'
'Hey, no problem! I've always felt that a little sales resistance is a healthy thing!'
"Didn't anybody tell you, Walter? You can't change the past."
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Dragons eating a knight - 'Once you get the shell off they're delicious!'
Anger Management Training
Suit of Armor. . . Sport of Coat of Armor
A medieval knight eats his lunch with armored lunch gear.
"There's been a change in plans. Instead of Abilene, we're going to Camelot."
Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.
'I see you've heard how we treat 'outsiders'.'
"Sorry, I'm not into heavy metal."
Rhonda lands a lucrative government contact when it's discovered that her holiday fruitcakes are bullet-proof.
'Blooming knighthood if this job isn't hard enough!'
Armor Auction: Rust in peace.
'How do you go to the bathroom in that outfit?'
'It's new, Dental armor, Everything I need for any procedure is right here,'
'Wow, look at this stuff I found in the castle!'
'I didn't ask for a knight in shining armoire!!'
"Why do you think the boss is unapproachable?"
Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet
'To be honest? A little claustrophobic.'