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Clearing the castle's moat.
'Have you ever thought of trying contact lenses?'
'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'
'Hey, no problem! I've always felt that a little sales resistance is a healthy thing!'
"Didn't anybody tell you, Walter? You can't change the past."
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'You don't trust me, do you?'
Anger Management Training
Suit of Armor. . . Sport of Coat of Armor
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A medieval knight eats his lunch with armored lunch gear.
'It's a great idea, but is it allowed?'
"There's been a change in plans. Instead of Abilene, we're going to Camelot."
Knights' Status Report: Rusted out, Metal fatigue, Popped rivets, Bad welds, Squeaky hinges, Dents and dings.
'You've got Chain Mail!'
"Sorry, I'm not into heavy metal."
Rhonda lands a lucrative government contact when it's discovered that her holiday fruitcakes are bullet-proof.
'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'
'Blooming knighthood if this job isn't hard enough!'
Armor Auction: Rust in peace.
'How do you go to the bathroom in that outfit?'
'Wow, look at this stuff I found in the castle!'
"Relax dear. You haven't 'put on a ridiculous amount of weight'. You've just forgotten to take off your armour."
"Why do you think the boss is unapproachable?"