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"Where did we go wrong, Mother? Where did we go wrong?"
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, saint nick, st. nicholas, saint nicholas, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, mrs. claus, mother christmas, santa's wife, elf, elves, santa's workshop, the north pole, weapon, weapons, arms, bomb, bombs, nuclear weapon, nuclear weapons, tank, tanks, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, war, wars, conflict, conflict, violence, military, militarisation, militarization, arms race, armaments, modern life
"Gentlemen, the fact that all my horses and all my men couldn't put Humpty together again simply proves to me that I must have more horses and more men."
Arms race - USA and Russia.
"You know how it is! We got a warhead, they have to get a warhead."
Tags:warhead, warheads, missile, missiles, bomb, bombs, neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neighbors, competitive, competitiveness, rival, rivals, diplomacy, keeping up with the jones', keeping up with the joneses, missile launch, missile launches, nuclear bomb, nuclear bombs, competing, war, wars, conflict, arms race, arms races, arms-races
"Greetings, earthlings. We came here to get away from the horrible nuclear weapons race on our planet.
Tags:alien, aliens, ufo, ufos, flying saucer, flying saucers, nuclear weapon, nuclear weapons, atom bomb, atom bombs, hydrogen bomb, hydrogen bombs, h-bomb, a-bomb, the bomb, arms race, arms races, irony, escalate, escalates, escalation, nuclear, world war, world wars, world war iii, world war 3, escape, escapes, escaping, flee, flees, fleeing, fled
"Looks like Lancelot's starting an arms race."
'Who would have thought the Cold War would turn out to be the 'good old days'?'
'On the plus side it seems to be slowing down the nuclear arms race.'
Fireworks party and nuclear mushroom cloud in background.
Tags:fireworks, firework display, firework displays, bonfire night, november 5th, 5th of november, looming war, looming nuclear war, war, nuclear, armageddon, russia, cold war, arms race, arms races, cold wars, bonfire, fourth of july, july 4th, independence day, looming catastrophe, looming catastrophes, danger, dangers, catastrophe, catastrophes
'Before our weapons are used to destroy the planet we should drink the profit away!'
Tags:business, businesses, capitalism, arms dealers, arms race, arming, army, selling arms, weaponry, government, funding, unethical, ethics, weapons, war, economy, drinking, profits, profitable, politics, social issues, professions, armsdealer, armsdealers, arms-dealer, arms-dealers, business ethics
Tags:peace talk, peace talks, peace conference, peace conferences, peace negotiation, peace negotiations, negotiation table, negotiation tables, arms race, arms races, conflict, conflicts, military action, soldier, soldiers, warzone, warzones, war zone, war zones, ceasefire, ceasefires, truce, truces
"Brilliant... We'll take it"
'So much for high-tech'
China and North Korea
Hey! Who left all these weapons lying around!?
'Neutron bombs are 'clean' bombs ... They level people but leave buildings standing'
Show your missiles, pardnuh!
'We're at a complete disadvantage, Sir! Our enemies are manufacturing missiles with cheap Third-World sweatshop labor!'
Mega arms corp.
Fall out shelter.
Indian Nuke Away
Tags:wordplay, word play, witticism, witticisms, wit, wits, pun, puns, word-play, word game, wordgame, word games, word-game, wordgames, homonym, homonyms, athlete, athletes, athletics, arms race, arms races, war, wars, race, races, handstand, handstands, arms-races, military conflict, military conflicts