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"We shouldn't be fighting the last war, unless, of course, we won."
"However, now, gentlemen, we see the frown has become a smile."
'No, the morning traffic doesn't bother me.'
"That one is for going AWOL but coming right back."
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"There are no small wars… only small generals."
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A military officer daydreams
"That one's for invasion, and this one is for evasion."
'This one is for not leaking any military secrets.'
"We got winners!"
"No, you can't write your own vows!"
"Things could be worse. He could run the company like the army."
'All those who think we should be more Hawkish, say 'Ka-boom!''
'No shop talk.'
'Don't bark at me like one of your armies.'
'My wife gave me that one for washing the windows.'
'That conflict resolution seminar is really starting to kick home with me.'
'The general won't be in today - his trigger finger is itchy!'
'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'
'So how's the diet going?'
'Completed the pyramid, eh? Now take it down to the ground.'
'In my day he'd have got a medal!'
When the army cadet officer was struck by lightning while using the barbecue... he couldn't help but burn the sausages!
'This one is for fighting in the front lines of the international spin wars!'
Psychiatry patient/army officer - 'Terrorism is hell, war is hell, peace is hell, international isolation is hell, defense budgets are hell...'
Army recruiter to kid - 'How does a tour of duty as a 'sitting duck' in Iraq sound to you?'