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'Hang on kid...you have to sign up before you get to play with the toys!'
Army recruitment - Someone else's country needs you!
"Are you hutting on me?"
"This looked cooler in the commercials."
"He might be the perfect candidate to boost morale on a global scale."
"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"
'A word of advice, Kowalski. Avoid using the term 'cannon-fodder.'
'Everyone is getting up on time now that we've switched to vuvuzela for reveille.'
Army Recruitment: 'Right Son, kick once if you want signals and twice if you want to go in the infantry.'
'Left, right, left, right. Can't he make up his mind?'
Army trying to recruit a yet to be born child.
'We're starting to see these symptoms in a lot of new recruits, Sergeant. We call it CPW for Cell Phone Withdrawal.'
'If promotion is THAT swift how come you ain't a General?'
"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"
"Your soul may belong to Jesus, but your ass belongs to me."
"Morale is low, and there is a bad atmosphere in the camp sir."
"I really admire your steadfastness - even when that big member of the canine corp visited you."