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'I remember when it used to be 'serve your country.''
'Hang on kid...you have to sign up before you get to play with the toys!'
Army recruitment - Someone else's country needs you!
"Gentlemen, the fact that all my horses and all my men couldn't put Humpty together again simply proves to me that I must have more horses and more men."
'You can't join the army, you're only an infant.'
"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."
'Female recruitment must be down.'
'Any other counter-terrorism experience besides driving a junior high school bus?'
"He might be the perfect candidate to boost morale on a global scale."
"I heard the military is downsizing, but this is #&@! ridiculous."
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"They send you to all the places refugees are escaping from."
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"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"
Would Obama let his son go to war?
'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'
"Atheist are hard to recruit! They hate foxholes!"
'A word of advice, Kowalski. Avoid using the term 'cannon-fodder.'
'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'
'Congratulations! You are now a member of the Citizen's Freedom Brigade!'
'If we put this in the drinking water, ever sink state resident in Britain will feel the uncontrollable urge to travel to Afghanistan and defeat the Taliban.'
"Hi darling. Well, the good news is that the job centre finally found me a job..."
'We have three who want to serve as their patriotic duty...14 who want nose jobs and 32 who want implants.'
'We need a few very, very bad man.'
Army trying to recruit a yet to be born child.
'Captain, he want's to join up to forget.'
Army recruitment office with a man outside reading a sign: Now Taking Orders for Xmas