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'I've been on a lot of survival training courses, but this is a tough one.'
'Hey, most climb over, but whatever works for you.'
'There was nothing in the survival training manual about carrying change!'
"Has anybody seen Riley?"
'You put your right foot in . . . '
'By the way, what are we in line for?'
"Are you hutting on me?"
"Listen up! When I yell 'hop' you say 'how high?!'"
"When it comes to surviving, you're learning from the best."
"He might be the perfect candidate to boost morale on a global scale."
"I'm your camouflage instructor."
"Sorry boys but you're not cut out for this man's Army!"
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"Anyone seen private Butten?"
'...and then he made me run through a muddy puddle!!'
"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"
'That's not so bad. Lots of guys never get past the hammock.'
'I enlisted because I was tired of being told what to do.'
'I don't care how many seconds it took! I need to dry my hair now!'
My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.
"I didn't see you at camouflage practice today, soldier!"
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"Soldier, you're out of uniform ..."
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'Hi Mom, Boot camp is fine, but I think our drill sergeant is hard of hearing. Every time we say something, he yells 'I can't hear you.''
'You missed a spot!'