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'Shhh. . . even in his sleep he can hear cookies crunching.
'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'
As a lad, Christopher Columbus was convinced that his bed was round and only gave up due to head injuries.
'You'll notice your desks have a new feature this year. Sit down and buckle up.'
'Don't just sit around all day. Go pollinate something?'
'Does your son have to eat all that horrible broccoli?'
ACME LOAN COMPANY, 'YOU ONLY GO AROUND ONCE!'
'No no, old age dosen't stop me from horsing around...'
'We're out of beer -- would you like me to slap you around till you're semi-conscious?'
'It's too nice a day to sit around inside -- why don't you go out and conquer something?'
'Hello, Tom! Better late than never, eh?'
Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."
Dancing in a circle