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"He isn't dead yet."
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"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."
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'It's a new arrangement called a 'reverse salary', Pilpot. You pay us for the privilege of working here.'
"Myra is adamant about only one thing-creative control."
"I know we're married, but I'd still like to work out a shared-custody arrangement."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, conflict, conflicts, legal, law, laws, custody, shared custody, family law, arrangement, arrangements, lazy, unhelpful, absent, absent father, absent fathers, couch potato, couch potatoes, babysitting, duty, duties, helping with the kids, helping with the children
"I fail to see why this is such an achievement."
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"He arranged the time and the place of the meeting so he wouldn't be able to make it."
Tags:businessman, businessmen, exec, execs, executive, executives, career, careers, big business, corporate, corporation, corporations, day job, offices, office job, office drone, office drones, cubicles, cubicle, offices, office building, office ecology, office politics, modern life, modern world, working life, working world, desk job, desk jockey, meeting, meetings, arrange, arrangement, arranged, out of office
'...and here's a picture of the family arranged in FIFO order.'
"We have an arrangement."
"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."
Tags:music, musician, musicians, songwriter, songwriters, playing, musical instrument, musical instruments, guitar, guitars, singing, arrangement, arrangements, composers, composers, composing, songwriting, singer, singers, performer, performers, mirror, mirrors, self, reflection, me, narcissistic, narcissism, self-centred, self-centered, lonely, alone, audience, performance, performances, introduction, introducing, concert, concerts
"You hate to shop—I hate to hunt."
Tags:bear, bears, hiker, hikers, explorer, dislike, dislikes, shop, shops, shopping, shopper, shoppers, explorers, rambler, ramblers, couple, couples, consumerism, bored, boring, boredom, relationship, husband and wife, husbands and wives, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, compromise, compromises, compromising, bargain, bargains, arrangement, arrangements, mutually beneficial
'It's for when my Dad gets supervised access.'
Prenuptial Wedding Cake
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married, prenup, prenups, prenuptial, prenuptial agreement, prenuptial agreements, agreement, agreements, arrangement, arrangements, wedding, weddings, wedding cake, wedding cakes, bride, brides, groom, grooms
'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'
"Perhaps you're forgetting our agreement: 'Don't ask, don't tell, don't pursue.' "
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"I know we have an arrangement, Gayle. Now I want a rearrangement."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, arrangement, arrangements, rearrangement, rearrangements, rearranging, change, changes, changing, husband, husbands, boyfriend, boyfriends
'I'm on it.'
"Don't forget about tonight!"
Tags:reminder, reminders, confusion, confusions, confusing, perplex, perplexing, perplexes, stranger, strangers, forget, forgets, forgot, forgotten, forgetting, forgetful, forgetfulness, arrangement, arrangements, making plans, made plans, get together, get togethers, getting together, blank stare, blank stares, blank face, blank faces
'Could I have my 3 life sentences reduced to one week? I have tickets to the game next Friday.'
Tags:court, courtroom, courtrooms, courts, trial, trials, judge, judges, judged, bailiff, convict, convicts, convicted, con, cons, life sentence, life sentences, sentence, sentenced, ticket, tickets, the game, arrangement, arranged, arrange, plan, plans, planned, planning, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Come on, mom! Is there anything better than hearing your school's closed due to snow?'
'Excuse me, but you're in my spot.'
"Oh great! That's the architect! What do we do now?"