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The Anatomy Lesson (After Rembrandt)
The Home Birth of Venus
Tags:the birth of venus, sandro botticelli, renaissance art, famous paintings, famous art, italian renaissance, art history, art historians, artists, artist, painter, painters, play on words, play on word, hallucination, hallucinations, sleep walking, sleep walker, middle of the night, vision, visions, venus, greek myths, greek mythology, god, gods, greek gods, inconvenience, inconvenient, in the way, bothersome, annoy, annoying, home birth, home birthing, home births
Various Kinds Of Column At The Stylist
Tags:style, styles, hairstyle, stylist, stylists, evolving, evolved, art history, histories, historical, art theory, history of art, pillar, pillars, column, columns, architecture, classic, classical, classic architecture, classical architecture, pun, puns, play on words, word-play, roman, romans, greek, grecian, ancient, ancient, haircare, hair care, hair stylist, hair stylists, hair styling, styling, style, upgrade, upgrading, fashion, fashions, trend, trends, fashionable, rise and fall, salon
Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings
Tags:chainsaw art, chainsaw, chainsaws, munch, edvard, tree ring, tree rings, edvard munch, impression, impressionism, gothic, art, art history, artistic, artists, art ref, art reference, gothic art, norwegian, norway, tree, trees, forest, forests, forestry, wood, woods, woodcutter, lumber, lumberman, lumber man, lumberjack, lumber jack, guilt, guilty, cut, cutting, cut down, environment, environmental, environmentalism, environmentalist, regret, regrets, regretting
God Goes Down Low/Adam Is Too Slow
Tags:michelangelo, the creation of adam, adam, genesis, bible story, bible stories, fresco, frescos, ceiling fresco, sistine chapel, down low, creation myth, creation myths, creation story, creation stories, creation of man, art history, art historian, art historians, religious icon, religious icons
Monet in the '90s.
Tags:monet, claude monet, impressionist, impressionists, commercialism, consumer, consumers, consumer culture, nature, natural world, gift shop, gift shops, museum, museums, commodify, commodifies, commodifying, commodification, consumer, consumers, consumer culture, fine art, fine arts, painter, painters, painting, paintings, french, french impressionist, french impressionists, art history, lily pad, lily pads, natural world
"A red-figure volute krater attributed to a painter of the Syleus sequence! Maynard, you shouldn't have!"
Tags:gift, gifts, present, presents, connoisseur, connoisseurs, dilettante, dilettantes, volute krater, volute kraters, greek, greeks, greek art, athens, museum piece, museum pieces, mega-rich, ultra-rich, rich, riches, wealthy, ultra wealthy, billionaire, billionaires, ancient art, vase, vases, syleus painter, syleus painters, syleus sequence, art history, art historian, art historians, anniversary, anniversaries, christmas
"Art history? You want to eat? Learn to fetch and roll over."
Tags:art history, art history major, art history majors, art history student, art history students, pet, pets, modern art history, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppies, puppy, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, art, arts, dog owner, dog owners, animal, animals, talking dog, talking dogs, talking animal, talking animals, history, historian, historians, fetch, roll over, trick, tricks, command, commands
"A la Recherche d'une Lentille de Contact," d'apres Millet.
Tags:millet, jean millet, gleaner, gleaners, peasant, peasants, peasantry, glean, gleans, gleaning, contact lens, contact lenses, search, searches, searching, lost contact lens, lost contact lenses, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, art history, artist, artists, fine art, fine arts, jean-francois millet, realism, realist, realists, realism movement, mundane, everyday problem, everyday problems, first world problem, first world problems
"Of course, art is one thing, dear - life is another."
Nude Defending a Staircase
Tags:marcel duchamp, modernist classic, modernist classics, nude descending a staircase, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, defence, defense, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, trial, trials, public defender, public defenders, naturist, naturists, famous painting, famous paintings, art history, art historian, art historians, pun, puns, art history
Young Picasso In Woodshop
"It's kind of interesting if you step back a bit."
Tags:art critic, art critics, art historian, art historians, art history, art gallery, art galleries, art exhibit, art exhibits, art exhibition, perspective, perspectives, art review, art reviews, abstract art, contemporary art, contemporary artwork, modern art, modern artwork, museum, museums, gallery, galleries
Grecian urn with three dogs chasing a squirrel.
Tags:urn, urns, greek urn, grecian urn, pottery, greek pottery, dogs, dog, squirrel, squirrels, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunters, hounds, hound, greek vase, grecian vase, ancient greece, greek art, art, escape, escaping, dog walking, dog walk, dog walks, chasing, chase, chases, chasing squirrels, dog lover, dog lovers, dog owner, dog owners, greco-roman, greco roman, art history, classical art, classicism
Lesser Known Annunciations
Tags:annunciation, art, art history, art historian, art historians, lesser known, obscure, obscurity, obscurities, lesser-known, unknown, bible story, bible stories, gospel, jesus, jesus christ, announcement, announcements, announcing, messenger, messengers, mundane, rent, rental, rentals, everyday life, bad news, bearer of bad news, bearers of bad news
"Primitive? Compared to what?"
Tags:prehistory, prehistoric, pre-history, pre-historic, prehistorical, paleolithic, caveman, cavemen, cavewoman, cavewomen, cave, caves, stone age, bc, b.c., early humans, cave-dweller, cave-dwellers, cave painting, painting, painter, artist, artists, woolly mammoth, cave painters, cave paintings, cave art, cave artist, primitive art, primitive, art critic, art criticism, critic, critics, art history, art gallery, art galleries, art collector, art collectors, feedback, critique, artist critique, portfolio review, review, reviewer, reviews
"Wait, what if we convinced the jury that, while they're wasting their time with me, the real Socrates is still at large?"
Tags:deceive, deceives, deceiving, deception, deceptions, jury, juries, trial, trials, trial of socrates, trials of socrates, death of socrates, painting, paintings, jaques-louis david, david, lie, lies, lying, liar, liars, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, defense attorneys, painter, painters, art history, art historian, art historians, frame, frames, framing, mislead, misleads, misleading, dishonest, dishonesty
"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."
Tags:gaugauin, tahiti, irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, paint, painter, painting, paints, modernism, modernist, modernists, cubist, cubism, cubists, classic art, classical art, art classics, fame, famed, famous, technique, famous figures, famous, fame, inspiration, inspired, inspirational, inspire, inspires, muse, muses, surreal, surrealism, surrealist, decorative, women, wife, wives, affair, affairs, family man, family, parody, parodies, parodied, art history, new art, turn of the century, late modern, modernity, innovation, reference, referential
'Rock beats scissors.'
American Gothic: I Love NY
Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check
Tags:art, art history, classic art, modern art, museum, museums, galleries, culture, cultural, cultural reference, parody, parodied, spin off, spinoff, spin-off, spinoffs, spin offs, spin-offs, art collector, art dealer, art collection, private collection, collection, collections, rare, rarity, modern, modernity, modern art, signature, style, stylish, pollock, jackson pollock, check, cheques, checks
"Magritte Takes One High and Inside"
Tags:rene magritte, magritte, bowler hat, bowler hats, derby hat, derby hats, pitch, pitches, pitching, high and inside, fastball, fastballs, batter, batters, batting, batting practice, batting practise, baseball player, baseball players, artist, artists, fine art, art history, modern art, modern artist, modern artists, surreal, surrealist, surrealists, surrealism
"I just wish I could loosen up like you."
"This piece use to be called 'The Third Denial of Saint Peter', but has since been re-titles 'Accident in the Workplace'."