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Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.
Tags:modern art, abstract art, modern artists, modern artist, art gallery, art galleries, art museum, art museums, art theft, plagiarism, fake, fakes, pretentious, pretentiousness, art student, art students, copycat, copycats, pretension, plagiarism, copying artwork, wasting time, postmodernism, contemporary art, modernism
'Apparently all my creative juices have seeped into the left side of my brain.'
"And if you'd like your artwork displayed please include a brief bio."
'No I don't have scissors you can borrow.'
"Impressive, Meyers, but let's stick to your quantitative projections."
Tags:drawing, drawings, artist, artists, art project, art projects, meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, art school, art student, art students, projection, projections, off-topic, distraction, distractions, distracting, fantasy, fantasies, quantitative projection, quantitative projections, businessman, businessmen
'I'm sorry...we're not sure you're self obsessed enough.'
'We have yellow ochre, but no mediocre. Maybe you misunderstood the teacher.'
A caveman copying a cave drawing onto a tablet like he's a student in a museum.
"There's no drawing, no painting, no sculpture. You just talk about things you'd like to do"
'Do you intend to sell it privately, Smith, or donate it to the nation. . .?'
"Frankly Carl, as an artist you're not very good. In fact, I'd say that you're worse than Hitler."
Tags:hitler, adolph hitler, adolf hitler, art students, art lessons, art studio, art critic, art critics, art teachers, ridiculous statements, overstating, overstatements, catch phrases, common sayings, trite, triteness, hackneyed, hackneyed expressions, internet slogans, internet slogan, worse than hitler, art school, art schools, art student, art students, inferior, inferiority, insult, insults, insulting, hyperbole, hyperbolic
Tags:stickman, stickmen, stick man, stick men, stick people, stick figure, stick figures, sketch, teacher, graffiti, graffiti artist, art student, art critic, naughtiness, naughty student, pranks, prankster, misbehavior, misbehaviour, class clown, joke, joke backfires, class joker, black board, chalkboard, realistic drawing, realistic drawings, likeness, strong likeness, strong likenesses
Studying Tiepolo (Rococo ceiling painter).
Tags:giovanni battista tiepolo, gianbattista, giambattista tiepolo, art, mural, murals, ceiling, ceilings, painting, paintings, painter, painters, artists, art student, art students, artist, tiepolo, rococo, baroque, italian, venetian, fresco, frescoes, study, studying, art historian, art historians, art history, art student, art students
Your admiration for Tracy Emin's 'unmade bed' does NOT give you carte blanche to stay in yours!
'The accountant who looks like a reformed art student is here.'
The Hudson Bay School of Art.
'But the most creative bit of the agency is, of course, the Accounts Department!' Advertising executive addressing a group of art students.
A Member of the Tate.
'Okay, so it's not art, but I have to make a buck while I'm getting there!'
The Art Student.
The Best Art Teacher in the World.
I'm a minimalist.
Beginner's Life Classes (painting by numbers).