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"Of course, art is one thing, dear - life is another."
"The art lady came in and told me all people want is derivative crap."
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"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"
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'Apparently all my creative juices have seeped into the left side of my brain.'
"So, if I'm the only art teacher, does that mean I'm head of the department?"
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"I didn't want all my students' artwork to be hanging all over the classroom walls, so I scanned the artwork and put them into this digital photo frame."
"Today we're going to explore in paint how we feel when we're picked up late from preschool."
'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'
"I particularly like the juxtaposition you have created between the utilitarian form of the house and the nature that surrounds it. You could enhance this through a bolder use of primary colours."
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Instructional guide to scribbling
"And if you'd like your artwork displayed please include a brief bio."
'We have yellow ochre, but no mediocre. Maybe you misunderstood the teacher.'
Slob Ross: The joy of finger painting.
"He shows great artistic pretension."
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"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."
"Miss Gordon's morning classes, and of course, Miss Gordon's afternoon classes."
"Let's have refreshments on parents' night. These people need nourishment."
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'I couldn't find real fruit for your still life painting, so we'll just use these fruit roll-ups.'
"I see the art budget's been cut again."
"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"
'Do you intend to sell it privately, Smith, or donate it to the nation. . .?'
"No, I don't believe Michaelangelo ever did any bobbleheads."
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"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"
"There's no drawing, no painting, no sculpture. You just talk about things you'd like to do"