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'It has all the grandeur of the original, and ten times the pungency.'
"But is it content?"
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"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."
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"But is it art?"
"Apparently, this is his 'great lost masterpiece...'"
"Sure he's cute. . . but he's just too childish!"
'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'
'It's a shame how poorly maintained this school is. My graffiti is peeling off along with the paint.'
'I've just invented painting.' 'I've seen better.'
Art gallery painting: 'The Sneeze'
"I lost everything-the business, the house, the landscape."
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"It's too good. I think it's going to be a forgery, not just a copy."
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'Do you intend to sell it privately, Smith, or donate it to the nation. . .?'
'Wonderous drawings Mr. Da Vinci - truly inspiring! Actually I've been working on a few ideas for flying machines myself.'
'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'
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'Whatever became of those artists who would cut silhouettes from black paper?'
'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'
'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'
'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'
'Oooh, these philistines! They placed my work of art upside down!'
'Are you sure? Having a Stendhal Syndrome moment in Tate Modern is unheard of...'
Vincent Vein Gogh.
£1,000,000 work of art vandalised by Join the Dots puzzle addict!